"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Brother's Craigslist Ad

Aragon034

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My brother decided to post this joke Craigslist Ad a few days ago and he sent me the link.

http://toronto.en.craigslist.ca/tor/m4w/1169903717.html

I LOLed at first, but when he actually started getting serious replies i howled on the floor.

And here he was teasing me about my "Don Juan Superpowers" :p

Note: 4 replies so far he tells me. 2 fatties, one self admited BPD, and one random who just sent MSN.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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...Because they think they have perfect ears, duh! Thats fvcking hilarious!
 

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a few more replies so far, most of them IM #'s so i'm guessing it's people who want to joke around about the perfect ears.

a few have been down downright serious though. here's copy past of one of them

"Hi, is your ad real? I'm responding hoping it is because i've really been looking for someone who isn't shallow. I'll get right to the point, My name is Alice, i'm 36, and i just moved to Toronto from *northern ontario hick town* I've got a 14 year old son and i'm not interested in playing games. So here's my number (***) ***-****. Call me if you want to meet up please."

Even worse, she sent pictures (I won't post them out of privacy). She's... large. cute but fat face, and looks a little worn. like, anyone remember Total Recall with Arnie? Remember the Fat Lady suit in Mars Spaceport? She looks like that, except younge. *creepy*

my brother feels bad now(not really). he was expecting everyone to get the joke but these serious offers are horrible.

And the worst part about the whole thing? She didn't send pictures of her ear.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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