"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Brother's Craigslist Ad

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My brother decided to post this joke Craigslist Ad a few days ago and he sent me the link.

http://toronto.en.craigslist.ca/tor/m4w/1169903717.html

I LOLed at first, but when he actually started getting serious replies i howled on the floor.

And here he was teasing me about my "Don Juan Superpowers" :p

Note: 4 replies so far he tells me. 2 fatties, one self admited BPD, and one random who just sent MSN.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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...Because they think they have perfect ears, duh! Thats fvcking hilarious!
 
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a few more replies so far, most of them IM #'s so i'm guessing it's people who want to joke around about the perfect ears.

a few have been down downright serious though. here's copy past of one of them

"Hi, is your ad real? I'm responding hoping it is because i've really been looking for someone who isn't shallow. I'll get right to the point, My name is Alice, i'm 36, and i just moved to Toronto from *northern ontario hick town* I've got a 14 year old son and i'm not interested in playing games. So here's my number (***) ***-****. Call me if you want to meet up please."

Even worse, she sent pictures (I won't post them out of privacy). She's... large. cute but fat face, and looks a little worn. like, anyone remember Total Recall with Arnie? Remember the Fat Lady suit in Mars Spaceport? She looks like that, except younge. *creepy*

my brother feels bad now(not really). he was expecting everyone to get the joke but these serious offers are horrible.

And the worst part about the whole thing? She didn't send pictures of her ear.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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