"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Broke up with my gf last night leaves interesting proposition

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Last night I broke up with my gf of over one year. It was mutual so there really is no heartache on either side.

My ex who I had that broke my AFC loser heart 4 years ago is trying to bribe me into bringing her food with a *******. I told her to go screw, but that leaves an interesting question.


If I made her earn it, would it be wrong to do so?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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So what ex is asking you? I count 2 right?

If you want to be a gopher, feel free.

For an ex to get me to bring her anything she'd better expect to pay for my time, gas, mileage and for the food itself. Plus a 20% gratuity. I take cash only.

Being someones servant in exchange for sex is so degrading.
 

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Aye, she was offering compensation for gas, the cost of the food, as well as a ******* on top of it.

I just figure, She has to earn it, ya know? Make her the servant for it lol.
 

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Show us a picture of her and then I can make a better reccomendation lol.
 

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I'd rate her a 5/10, my most recent ex id rate was an 8. I just view it as backwards progress. Dont have a picture of her tho. She gained a bunch of goofy ass facial piercings in the last couple years, so it makes her weird as ****.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Lol no dice for me then. She gets full delivery, my rates are very expensive though :) lol
 

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lol, yeah she isnt worth it. Plus I can do waaaay better, daily I get approached at work, so...
 

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....so then why make a post about it if you know you can get better? LOL....someone is lying..
 
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