Maximus Rex
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For those who care, pictures of Mrs. Federline's snatch. http://www.hollywoodgrind.com/?p=3728. Just think Mrs. Federline used to be one of the chicks that I really wanted to bang, but now, I don't know.
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
speed dawg
Master Don Juan
Yeah, kinda nasty, but I'd still fukk her just to say I did.
THE_ADDMAN
Master Don Juan
*shudder* I think I prefer her wearing next-to-nothing, instead of nothing
Durden Tyler
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The imagination does wonders... I'll never think of her the same now 
Durden Tyler
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But I agree with this guy!speed dawg said:
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
spider_007
Master Don Juan
remainds me of this statement;
Even the most butifull, and perfect gurls, still have to take a dump and whipe their ass.
most people wouldn't be intimidated by her after seeing this.
Even the most butifull, and perfect gurls, still have to take a dump and whipe their ass.
most people wouldn't be intimidated by her after seeing this.