Maximus Rex
Banned
For those who care, pictures of Mrs. Federline's snatch. http://www.hollywoodgrind.com/?p=3728. Just think Mrs. Federline used to be one of the chicks that I really wanted to bang, but now, I don't know.
"The Kiss of Death Mistake"
You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?
Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.
One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.
Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
speed dawg
Master Don Juan
Yeah, kinda nasty, but I'd still fukk her just to say I did.
THE_ADDMAN
Master Don Juan
*shudder* I think I prefer her wearing next-to-nothing, instead of nothing
Durden Tyler
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The imagination does wonders... I'll never think of her the same now 
Durden Tyler
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But I agree with this guy!speed dawg said:
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
spider_007
Master Don Juan
remainds me of this statement;
Even the most butifull, and perfect gurls, still have to take a dump and whipe their ass.
most people wouldn't be intimidated by her after seeing this.
Even the most butifull, and perfect gurls, still have to take a dump and whipe their ass.
most people wouldn't be intimidated by her after seeing this.