"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Bringing girls home

johnmich

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What do you do if you want to go somewhere with a girl (such as your house) but you have parents and siblings so it cant b at yours.

What would you do instead if hers is also not an option?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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johnmich

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Yes but i cant. I got my mum and dad in the house and a little brother.
My brother always comes in and **** cos hes a disrespectful little cvnt - trust me.

I ant got a lock on ma door so any other suggestions ??
 

DonMEgaHoss

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1. brace your door with somethin'
2. find a fast food restroom or something and bang the flock out of her.
3. If you want the booty enough you'll find a way.
 

DJDamage

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Originally posted by johnmich
Yes but i cant. I got my mum and dad in the house and a little brother.
My brother always comes in and **** cos hes a disrespectful little cvnt - trust me.

I ant got a lock on ma door so any other suggestions ??
You don't need a lock on the door, all you want is your parents out of the house for a few hours.

All you do is give your parents $30 ask them to take your brother to the movies and not to come back too early.

DjDamage
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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johnmich

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Its not that easy. Firstly, i live in the UK so $30 would not work.

I am talking about on say a sat / fri night and its late and your parents and siblings are home for the night watchin TV or summat.

There really is no where to go, i dont think this is gonna be easy.

Damn my sh!tty living situation
 

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ask a friend to use his spot, but sometimes dudes are gonna want you to share the wealth in return. or, just move out.
 

DJDamage

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Originally posted by johnmich


I am talking about on say a sat / fri night and its late and your parents and siblings are home for the night watchin TV or summat.

Just go with the flow. Bring her to your home and then go with her to your room. If someone opens the door to get an eyefull they might learn a thing or two lol.
 

johnmich

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I have had some offers from Uni so it will be great when i go.

:D
 

Brando23

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Nothing wrong with taking her to a cheap motel for the night. :cool:
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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johnmich

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This is in the UK in bradford. There are no motels never mind cheap ones. :(
 

The Bad Ass Canadian

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Move out. That's the only way to get around this... unless you want to get a motel, but then it'll make her feel like a hooker. R U bringing home hookers? :p

why not try her place?
 

NINJA PIMP

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I really don't see the problem here.

When I lived with my folks, I used to bang girls everywhere.. the mall, the subway, the park.

Where's your sense of adventure?
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Originally posted by DonMEgaHoss
1. brace your door with somethin'
2. find a fast food restroom or something and bang the flock out of her.
3. If you want the booty enough you'll find a way.
LOL... somehow I'd like to see the look on the parents face while he tells him, "I want to bang a girl, can you guys clear out for a while?"
 

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i personally move around too much in the car and like girls on top, ,which doesn't work as well in the car

great for BJ's though
 

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Just bring her home and take her into your room. If your parents bug you about it, say "jeez, can't a guy get laid around here?"
 

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I ant got a lock on ma door so any other suggestions ??
Buy one! I did this when I had to move back in with my parents and little brother (though they generally respect my privacy without a lock). I just bought a door knob with a simple, built in bathroom-style lock and replaced the old knob. I also bought the same style knob so they look nearly identical.

It would also be a good idea to teach your brother to respect your space. Use your imagination on how to do that. I recommend copious amounts of non lethal violence :D
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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