"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Bricks and clicks?

astrn

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I am playing in online dating just for the fun and to improve my text game a little.

A random girl sends me this as a first message. I am not sure how to reply. Googled it and found its a commercial jargon stuff... Exactly don't know the meaning...

how would u reply to this?
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Are you drunk? Please explain further WTF you are asking? Or what she is asking? I feel like you typed this with your eyes closed. I see words, but I am not sure I see sentences or language of any use or value in order to understand what you are saying. Clarify and Im sure we can help you out here. Also, go to the doctor, I think you had a stroke.
 

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astrn

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Yeah figured it out later. Thanks for the info anyways...

Tagged is a piece of trash. Total waste of time...
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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