"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Break-Up Report: My Second Attempt Was Successful

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Yes, I failed witht he first break up attempt

Broke up with her on the phone, told her I wasn't feeling the relationship and it needed to be ended. She stopped me and said "Can you come over" and I said told her to call me back before I left and then told her it was too late. I saw her today because she wanted to talk and she asked me why and I told her theres no reasons and she's a nice girl. She told me she wanted to be with me and told me "Maybe it'll work out later" and then repeated that again after she walked me out to my car. She gave me a hug and I was trying to get into my car. She forced me to kiss her and I guess a last kiss is okay so I gave in.


Then drove off
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Actually this might not work out. She found a way to contact me and I didn't know who it was and I said "Who's this?"

She responded saying that she feels sick and I'm all she had and she'll do anything to make it work out on my terms. . . . . .And please meet up with me tomorrow in school. . . .. . . .
 
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Dante420 said:
Actually this might not work out. She found a way to contact me and I didn't know who it was and I said "Who's this?"

She responded saying that she feels sick and I'm all she had and she'll do anything to make it work out on my terms. . . . . .And please meet up with me tomorrow in school. . . .. . . .
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Why are you breaking up again?
 
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WC2 said:
Why are you breaking up again?
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She's a borderline gold digger, never has her own money and has no problem asking for things.

She doesn't go out of her way to please me orally
 
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Dante420 said:
She doesn't go out of her way to please me orally
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LOL :D

If she digs in and tries to get a straight answer out of you, just reply with "I don't think we're a good match." That's all that needs to be said. It doesn't place blame and will be less likely to make her get all vindictive. "We're not a good match". Nothing more.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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I Break Up With Her, She Still Wants Me Back, Then She's on to the Next One

Tells me she's so sad. blah blah

She got a new boyfriend quick, which makes me laugh. Was this girl actually trying to play me?

Then today she comes up to me "Why'd you delete me from Myspace?"

We can be friends but not myspace friends
 
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If she ask again just tell her. "I like blowj0bs. Lot's of em".

I've done it before. It works.
 
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If she ask again just tell her. "I like blowj0bs. Lot's of em".

I've done it before. It works.
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Before you said that, did you know that's the actual reason why I broke up with her?
 
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