"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Break up: Girlfriend and I fought last night at a party, I think i burned a bridge!

omgwtfm8

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First off, my ex-girlfriend sucked her ex's **** last sunday. During this time we were supposed to get back together. She came home Monday and wanted to be official. I was like okay, because we were getting very close again and I didn't know she's done stuff.

Then i found out about her ex and knew that the relationship was going to end soon. So i played it off and she came home and she sucked my ****. I'm like wow this girls a slvt.

So I'm at a party with her last night. She wanted to leave with these boys to go to another party and I grabbed her shoulders and looked her in the eye and was like, "You going with these guys? Well I don't think it's gonna work out between us". She's like it's over. I'm like okay... good!. Then I get into a drunken yelling match calling her a slvt.

I said things like,

"You are fvcking wack!"

"Slvt! You have fvcking problems"

"Who's d!ck are you sucking tonight, because you sucked mine yesterday and your ex-boyfriends the 2 days ago"

She left for the party with the guys, 2 hours later she's blowing up my phone.

She texted, "Yeah. I ****ed up huge... I acted like a slvt. No lies there"

I responsed with, "K"

Then she's blew up my phone till 5am. I blew her off because i was trying to sleep. She leaves a voicemail saying she can't just end it like this at a party. She said she wanted to get closure.

Should i bother listening for her to get closure? This is my first break up. I'd rather have her speak to me in person. How should situations like this be handled?
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Hurrican

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**** that huge slut. get some self-respect for yourself.

Tell her to suck your **** one more time and **** her in the ass and then dump her again.

do asap before u catch anything from her.
 

omgwtfm8

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Haha she already called me back begging for me! I can't believe that. I thought i burned the bridge...
 

SELF-MASTERY

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All I can do is shake my head and think that you two deserve each other.
 

lavhoes

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omgwtfm8 said:
Haha she already called me back begging for me! I can't believe that. I thought i burned the bridge...
Yeah that's a typical response, she doesn't really want you back, it's a pride thing.

Drive her insane by forgetting about her and meeting new girls, as soon as you feel up to it.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Pimp-sicle

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omgwtfm8 said:
Haha she already called me back begging for me! I can't believe that. I thought i burned the bridge...

You might be smiling now, but the only reason she wants you back is so she can break up with you!! I give it two weeks MAX, before she turns around and tells you she's done with you. This girl is immature and stupid, but really what does that say about you if your willing to keep taking her back.



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