Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Maybe it's just me, but when it comes to crazy b**ches, the old saying "fight fire with fire" doesn't work. I'd rather just be cool, walk away from it, and make her look like the angry moron. Losing your cool because of some jealous nobody just lowers you to her level.Die Hard said:In my view, you handled everything like you should. The arrogant friend of your target was disrespecting you and shouldn't be allowed to get away with that. It's a shame she didn't get physically aggressive with you, so you could've kicked her to the floor. Throwing water at your target when she shouted to you was beautiful, much respect for that move! I also like the way you handled the friend when you met her next day. Keep it up, bro!
Are you seriously prepared to argue that throwing water on chicks that don't want to be around you is a DJ move? If you are, that's cool. I just want to know what I'm dealing with here, before I lay into you.f283000 said:WRONG WRONG WRONG! this was a good thing.
This is what DJ's do they make women feel a wide arrange of emotions
And if she wasn't interested, I wouldn't of gotten her number in the first place. Although I agree with some of this, she gave her loudmouth friend the hand gesture to call it off but she continued to jump up and down hesterically. Even as I was walking out of the room to stop me from putting a bottle of evian across her teeth she still followed me. So I said sarcasticly "You're talking to me like you want to fight me ..whats up with that?" and her mouth was just open, cant even rememeber what she was yapping about.usscrum said:Sounds like you came off as a huge creeper. If she was interested in you she would have told her friend to back off.
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.