Braindead

[Toohot4upilot]

Hey guys,

Good to see the board again! I need some answers... I’ve been here for a couple years now, not posting much. Mainly working on my own game privately in the field - finding out what works and doesn’t work. Any****... getting to the point I met this girl the other night and she asked me a question and I was like.... uhhhh. It was a small sticking point that I didn’t know how to respond to... here is how it went.

Short field report:

Finishing work last Saturday I went into town to meet a friend for a quick pint then home... Standing there chatting I noticed HB8 looking at us – she was dancing with her friend obviously wanting us to melt under her for attention – I turn my back and continue the conversation with my friend. Later I see her by herself – friend at the bar getting them drinks I imagine, I reach my hand out (at the risk of looking stupid), she takes it and I playfully yank pull her over to me.

Me: What’s your name?

Her: Anna (she is Irish)

Me: Cool, you having a good night Anna?

Her: Aye, you going upstairs? (There is a club up there)

I hadn’t planned on, I was a mess from work and in jeans and a crappy top

Me: Nah, just in for a quick drink

She nods, talks to her friend for a bit.

Me: So what do you do?

Her: I’m a model

Me: Sweet... Like a hand model or something? (thanks style)

Her: (Confused look then laughs) No....

Me: Oh, your one of them cloths models!.... so what do you model, balaclavas?

Shocked look, she laughs

Her: Nah... I’m not really on model, I just did that part-time for a bit. I’m a health care nurse.

Me: Cool. (I turn to talk with my friend for a bit as he just got me another pint! Suppose to be driving)

HB8 turns to talk with us, her fat friend smiling at mine.

Her: You two going upstairs then?

I took that for an IOI but still said no, my friend convinced me otherwise and we agreed to meet them up there once we finished our drinks.

Upstairs:

We walk over to the bar, get a drink. She keeps her back to me.... I’m like, wtf... We talk with her ugly friend for a while then HB8 joins us – I walk up beside her ask her to give us a kiss! She finishes drinking them we French kiss for a bit. WOOOO!!!

My friend goes dancing with her friend and we go watch and make fun at there crap dancing for a laugh then she askes....

Her: So... why did you pick me?

I was like..... erm, I just blanked... I didn’t want to complement her just yet by saying how ****ing hot she was or that I wanted to **** her... so I just came up with some crap about how I find the irish accent attractive, which I don’t really. I just wanted to stick my **** in her. Lol.

What do you say to something like that?
Thanks in advance

Pilot

 

[AngelusPUA]

When she said "why did you pick me up?" I would have said straight out "because I wanted to sleep with you"........... Works much better than what you said trust me.

 

[d9930380]

I would have just said:

"Because you're gorgeous and I'm superficial, we're perfect for each other" with a smile.

I know guys believe that complimenting a girl on her looks especially if she IS good looking isn't the right way to go but I think that's bollocks, you can go over the top and sound like that's all you have to say to her and that can get repetive and boring however I think girls value honesty so in this case i can't see the harm plus she'll obviously see it as a joke.