Brain teasers (prize for the winner)

[chevelle]

Whoever can crack these brain teasers will receive a date with the HB9 of your choice :rockon:

Here you go:

1. SCHEDULE bit
2. 0

MD
BA
PHD

3. QUACK QUACK
CLUCK CLUCK

4. Y
A
P

5. ENG LISH

For those of you who don't understand, here are some examples:

_ _ _ SIGN _ _ _ = Sign on the dotted line

Collar
102 degrees = hot under the collar

take
_____________________ = take the lower bid


bid


HAVE FUN!!!!!!!!!!

 

[wavejams007]

are you complaining about your schedule of A.P. classes?

This kinda makes people think, but is retarded

 

[chevelle]

Actually, i recieved this via e-mail. I had fun with them, so i figured others might find some fun.

 

[Egyptiandude1]

#1 is a little bit after schedule
#2 is 3 degrees below zero
#3 is fowl language
#4 is pay up?

 

[ethnomethodologist]

broken english
pay up
fowl language
three degrees below zero
a little bit behind schedule

How bout this one

ppppppp
earth

 

[AC/DC]

... What the hell?

 

[cant think of a user name]

"peace on earth"

(ref. post #5)

 

[Soupar]

Heres a few:

1. faredce

2.y
r
s

3. cotaxme

4. Knee
Light Light

 

[Egyptiandude1]

#1 is red in the face
#3 is tax income
#4 is neon lights

here's a few..

1)
ONCE
4:56pm

2)
mce
mce
mce

3)
blbackack

4)
ie cexcept

5)
I I
o o
o o
o o
o o
o o

6)
otsq1

7)
hot hot handle handle

8)
k9
the

9)
ncle sam

10)
thingthing

 

[ethnomethodologist]

1)red in the face
3)income tax(too easy)
4)neo lights

I can't figure out the 2nd one, even guessing, I can only say something to do with years.

how's this one

1) acriml

 

[Soupar]

1)red in the face
3)income tax(too easy)
4)neo lights

I can't figure out the 2nd one, even guessing, I can only say something to do with years.

how's this one

1) acriml

Criminal

the 2nd one is sryup

 

[Soupar]

#1 is red in the face
#3 is tax income
#4 is neon lights

here's a few..

1)
ONCE
4:56pm

2)
mce
mce
mce

3)
blbackack

4)
ie cexcept

5)
I I
o o
o o
o o
o o
o o

6)
otsq1

7)
hot hot handle handle

8)
k9
the

9)
ncle sam

10)
thingthing

2. Three blind mice

3. Back in black

7. too hot to handle

9. Uncle sam wants you

 

[ethnomethodologist]

Criminal

the 2nd one is sryup

2)r
y
s

would have made more sense....

 

[ethnomethodologist]

One of the simplest lateral thinking problems ever told is made extremely difficult not by the lack of information the solver is given, but rather by a contradiction between logic and gender roles. The way the riddle works is as follows. The solver is challenged with the following problem:

A man and his son are in a terrible car accident. The man is killed instantly and the son is rushed to the hospital. Once at the hospital, the boy is rushed to the operating room and the surgeon says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son." How can this be?

 

[Soupar]

One of the simplest lateral thinking problems ever told is made extremely difficult not by the lack of information the solver is given, but rather by a contradiction between logic and gender roles. The way the riddle works is as follows. The solver is challenged with the following problem:

A man and his son are in a terrible car accident. The man is killed instantly and the son is rushed to the hospital. Once at the hospital, the boy is rushed to the operating room and the surgeon says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son." How can this be?

The man that was killed instantly was in the other car, so the father and the son both survived the crash.

 

[ethnomethodologist]

The man that was killed instantly was in the other car, so the father and the son both survived the crash.

This should be funny

Oh yeah... wrong

 

[Soupar]

OH duh... the doctor is his mom...

 

[wavejams007]

OH duh... the doctor is his mom...

I second that.