"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Brain teasers (prize for the winner)

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Whoever can crack these brain teasers will receive a date with the HB9 of your choice :rockon:

Here you go:

1. SCHEDULE bit
2. 0

MD
BA
PHD

3. QUACK QUACK
CLUCK CLUCK

4. Y
A
P

5. ENG LISH

For those of you who don't understand, here are some examples:

_ _ _ SIGN _ _ _ = Sign on the dotted line

Collar
102 degrees = hot under the collar

take
_____________________ = take the lower bid


bid


HAVE FUN!!!!!!!!!!
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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are you complaining about your schedule of A.P. classes?

This kinda makes people think, but is retarded
 

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Actually, i recieved this via e-mail. I had fun with them, so i figured others might find some fun.
 

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#1 is a little bit after schedule
#2 is 3 degrees below zero
#3 is fowl language
#4 is pay up?
 

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broken english
pay up
fowl language
three degrees below zero
a little bit behind schedule

How bout this one

ppppppp
earth
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Heres a few:

1. faredce

2.y
r
s

3. cotaxme

4. Knee
Light Light
 

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#1 is red in the face
#3 is tax income
#4 is neon lights

here's a few..

1)
ONCE
4:56pm

2)
mce
mce
mce

3)
blbackack

4)
ie cexcept

5)
I I
o o
o o
o o
o o
o o

6)
otsq1

7)
hot hot handle handle

8)
k9
the

9)
ncle sam

10)
thingthing
 

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1)red in the face
3)income tax(too easy)
4)neo lights

I can't figure out the 2nd one, even guessing, I can only say something to do with years.

how's this one

1) acriml
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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ethnomethodologist said:
1)red in the face
3)income tax(too easy)
4)neo lights

I can't figure out the 2nd one, even guessing, I can only say something to do with years.

how's this one

1) acriml
Criminal

the 2nd one is sryup
 

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Egyptiandude1 said:
#1 is red in the face
#3 is tax income
#4 is neon lights

here's a few..

1)
ONCE
4:56pm

2)
mce
mce
mce

3)
blbackack

4)
ie cexcept

5)
I I
o o
o o
o o
o o
o o

6)
otsq1

7)
hot hot handle handle

8)
k9
the

9)
ncle sam

10)
thingthing

2. Three blind mice

3. Back in black

7. too hot to handle

9. Uncle sam wants you
 

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One of the simplest lateral thinking problems ever told is made extremely difficult not by the lack of information the solver is given, but rather by a contradiction between logic and gender roles. The way the riddle works is as follows. The solver is challenged with the following problem:

A man and his son are in a terrible car accident. The man is killed instantly and the son is rushed to the hospital. Once at the hospital, the boy is rushed to the operating room and the surgeon says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son." How can this be?
 

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ethnomethodologist said:
One of the simplest lateral thinking problems ever told is made extremely difficult not by the lack of information the solver is given, but rather by a contradiction between logic and gender roles. The way the riddle works is as follows. The solver is challenged with the following problem:

A man and his son are in a terrible car accident. The man is killed instantly and the son is rushed to the hospital. Once at the hospital, the boy is rushed to the operating room and the surgeon says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son." How can this be?
The man that was killed instantly was in the other car, so the father and the son both survived the crash.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Soupar said:
The man that was killed instantly was in the other car, so the father and the son both survived the crash.
This should be funny

Oh yeah... wrong
 

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OH duh... the doctor is his mom...
 
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