"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Brad Pitt a pretty boy?

spaceman2001

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I always hear people say this. How so? His jaw is very square and and he's had a pretty muscular body over the years. So where is this pretty boy stuff coming from?
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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wtf????? this should be moved to "Anything Else", or preferably, never posted in the first place.

Come on guys.... at least TRY to stay on topic.
 

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I really don't "get" what the big deal is with Brad Pitt. He does nothing for me at all. The only movies of his I really liked was Seven Years in Tibet and Troy because I have this thing for movies made about those time periods. He's really not anything special, though. I've seen better looking Clam Diggers in rural Maine than Brad Pitt...and that isn't saying much, really.
 

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Brad Pitt is a pretty boy. Plain and Simple. He is an actor he probably wears makeup, if he doesnt, he is still defined as a prettyboy simply cause he's good looking.
 

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Why does it seem my homophobia's starting to kick in?
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Ty Peddington (of Extreme Makeover: Home Edition) , Is he Gay or not?
 

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he's an actor...we view him exactly the way we are meant to view him as.Talk about social proof at it's best- he could have as much pootytang as he wants for the rest of his life!!! is he a pretty boy? who cares? he's hot!! :crackup:

...stay away from me :nervous:

* i forget where i read that and what context it was in, but it was hilarious and i had to use it! :D
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Brad Pitt is an AFC. All you have to do to verify this is see how he tries to identify with Angelina Jolie. As soon as they hook up, he adopts her adopted kids and 'suddeny' becomes the foremost proponent of childrens wellfare in Thailand. He knocks her up, but by then all of the AFC in him is on the table and a woman like Angelina needs a man who can be a man and pass her sh!t tests. She reads him as an AFC and she's off to the next guy to see if he's man enough to smack her on the ass. Classic AFC scenario.
 

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First of all... give credit where credit's due. Knocking up Jolie is NOT an easy task.

Second, good point. I think Billy Bob Thornton is a classic example of bad boy that matches well with Jolie. However, he's washed up, which also gives him some AFC cred in the field.

Third, I couldn't give a good kot dayum in the first place.

;)
 

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Cruise said:
Why does it seem my homophobia's starting to kick in?

Because you're one of those people who can't have a normal discussion without pointing out everything that could remotely be considered gay for who knows what fcuked up personal reason.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Rollo Tomassi said:
Brad Pitt is an AFC. All you have to do to verify this is see how he tries to identify with Angelina Jolie. As soon as they hook up, he adopts her adopted kids and 'suddeny' becomes the foremost proponent of childrens wellfare in Thailand. He knocks her up, but by then all of the AFC in him is on the table and a woman like Angelina needs a man who can be a man and pass her sh!t tests. She reads him as an AFC and she's off to the next guy to see if he's man enough to smack her on the ass. Classic AFC scenario.
lol I agree.

and yes hes a pretty boy
 

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mrRuckus said:
Because you're one of those people who can't have a normal discussion without pointing out everything that could remotely be considered gay for who knows what fcuked up personal reason.

I'd rather like to think it's because I don't think talking about other guy's looks is considered 'normal discussion'. ;)
 
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