"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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BPD ex reached out, what is the proper response?

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So you're just here to say I'm not that great? That's you're whole purpose? You're supposed to show others that you are greater, not just say I'm not that great.

antibigneil? Oh, and just so you know, I'm bigger than you too. Be honest, you're a short, bald man, correct?

There you have it, folks:

* Applegoo says $200,000 isn't that much where her Section 8 apartment is, but won't tell us how much she makes in welfare.
* Applegoo says this girl isn't that hot but refuses to show us a photo of a girl she thinks is hot.

Applegoo.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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bigneil said:
So you're just here to say I'm not that great? That's you're whole purpose? You're supposed to show others that you are greater, not just say I'm not that great.

Oh, and just so you know, I'm bigger than you too.

There you have it, folks:

* Applegoo says $200,000 isn't that much where her Section 8 apartment is, but won't tell us how much she makes in welfare.
* Applegoo says this girl isn't that hot but refuses to show us a photo of a girl she thinks is hot.

Applegoo.
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You're deluded. People don't come here for epenis, except you. Also, you don't realize you start all the stupid sh1t talking right? Why the fvck do you care if someone thinks your girl is the hottest girl around or not? I don't. In my opinion, I've dated hotter/better looking girls, but maybe you would like your girl more. She's not my style. I like really petite, tall girls. You like them a little bit thicker. Who the hell cares?
 
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And your opinion does not trump a formal, official consensus.

My girl weighs 105 lb.

I found a photo of Applegoo (currently single and unemployed):

 
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"That girl is a 7 but I won't dare show any girl I think is hotter, because there is no such girl" - applegoo

 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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We get it. You never saw a hotter girl in your life and have steam coming out your ears. Look at you, trying to disprove that I have a hot girl, as your main purpose is to whine that a hotter girl (of a secret race) hurt you, deeply, and that it's because she was mentally ill. You poor thing!

Anyhow, I took all those photos and am proud of our work. I plan to take more. I think this girl is incredible and her scores prove that, no matter what certain bitter bald headed Indian men say in the wee hours.
 
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Rofl, I showed Neil's girl's pic to my friend asking him to rate her and he straight up asked me why I was showing him a pic of my ex. Then I told him no, not my ex (I think my ex is hotter personally). His reply "looks like a hooker...idk"
 
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bigneil said:
Anyhow, I took all those photos and am proud of our work. I plan to take more. I think this girl is incredible and her scores prove that, no matter what certain bitter bald headed Indian men say in the wee hours.
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Dude, while I'm not indian, cut out the racist sh1t. Seriously unacceptable. You want to talk sh1t and stuff, fine, but cut out the race. There are actually quite amount of indian dudes here, like that skinny guy or whatever his name is and others.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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SUMMARY:

Applegoo: I was dating a girl who left me because she had BPD and was CRAZY!
bigneil: My BPD girl never left me.
Applegoo: Your BPD girl isn't that hot.
bigneil: (Proof that his BPD girl is that hot)
Applegoo: YOUR GIRL IS A CVNT WHO GIVES BLOW JOBS FOR $50!!!!!
bigneil: Gee, I wonder why Applegoo's girl left him?
 
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NOTE: I'm a photographer and she's a model. SHE brags about the (standardized) ratings (many now in the 99 percentile).

You guys can't argue with the 99 percentile.
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If you knew about Statistics you Knew that the fact that many of us are rating her as a 7, makes it highly unlikely for her to je in the 99 percentile.
 
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If you knew about Statistics you Knew that the fact that many of us are rating her as a 7, makes it highly unlikely for her to je in the 99 percentile.
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Do you know about punctuation? Why are you randomly capitalizing certain words? Are you saying people here are unbiased against me? Funny. The 99 percentile was based on a national consensus from a professional photo rating service called Photo Feeler. I had dozens of different girls rated.

Why not put some of your girls there and prove me wrong? Show me that your girls can score 99 percentile too.

Here's how it works: until one of you can show the forum a hotter girl, I have the hottest girl on the forum.

 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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Summary of Neil in every thread:

Neil: "My GF scored a 9.9 on the website and I make 200k a year. She also is diagnosed BPD and loves me. Don't you guys think I'm so cool"

Neil to himself: "I bet the guys on sosuave are so jealous and envious of me now. Mission accomplished"

SoSuave Members rolling their eyes reading while reading his posts: "Neil is massively insecure"

Neil, how do you know realize this? Rofl. Are you seriously that dumb?
 
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bigneil said:
SUMMARY:

Applegoo: I was dating a girl who left me because she had BPD and was CRAZY!
bigneil: My BPD girl never left me.
Applegoo: Your BPD girl isn't that hot.
bigneil: (Proof that his BPD girl is that hot)
Applegoo: YOUR GIRL IS A CVNT WHO GIVES BLOW JOBS FOR $50!!!!!
bigneil: Gee, I wonder why Applegoo's girl left him?
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Rofl...you are seriously deluded if that's what you took from all this. Didn't you say you have ESP (psychic ability) too? You are so dumb rofl

Neil, where do you live in Texas? I'll come out in July and take your b1tch from you. Honestly, even as a wh0re stripper hooker, like my ex was to be fair (at least I am honest), she's selling herself short by being with your old wrinkly ass.
 
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Hey Neil,

This is a recent girl I was chilling with. Not the prettiest girl I've been with but still very pretty. Whenever I go out in public with her, everyone stares. Unlike your girl, she does not have a butter face and does not look like a hooker.




Why do you think everyone is calling your girl a 7? I heard there were hot white girls in Texas. Guess I heard wrong if you are salivating over your hooker GF or maybe you are ugly and she is the best you can do.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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