"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Boxer vs. Olympic Wrestler...Who Wins?

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Tyson would obliterate Sapp, no question. Tyson would have a tougher time with Hoost but I'd still put my money on Tyson. I don't think there is anyone in K-1 good enough to beat Tyson, consistently, at the striking game. But put Tyson in Pride and it's a different story.

Silva, Crocop, Sak, Rampage, and a ton of others would easily hand Tyson his ass on a platter. Even the smaller guys would have a good chance at beating him since Tyson would have little to no ground skills.


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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Hoost has deadly kicks. I *will* be putting money on Hoost, if the fight were to ever happen.

Yeah, Tyson in pride would be laughable. One of the gracies against tyson would be absolutely hilarious. Someone thats 147lbs against someone thats 200+ and a complete punching machine at that. Who'd have thought the 147lbs would be fave ;)

Tyson still has the potential to make it in maybe even pride, but his mental strength and determination wont pull him through. He's probably still paying god knows who off for all the drugs and all that ****.
 

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Bear vs. Shark...who wins?
 

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Silva/Crocop would destroy Tyson before the end of 2nd round. No contest.

Gracies would prolly take even less time.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Originally posted by doctoroxygen
Bear vs. Shark...who wins?
If a bear DID get in the water with a shark, the bear would be fuked. How about Loch Ness Monster versus a Megladon (those 50 feet sharks that are supposed to be extinct).
 

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crocrap is over-rated. he's had his day.

The shark would win.

Again, the shark would win against Mr Loch Ness.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? :rolleyes:
 

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Cro overrated?I don't think so he's fought like 4 times in the last two months (By the way boxers take alot longer between fights)and he has the complete package just like silva and the cuban pele landi .
 

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Cro overrated?I don't think so he's fought like 4 times in the last two months (By the way boxers take alot longer between fights)and he has the complete package just like silva and the cuban pele landi .
I know pro boxers take a lot longer, but all the intermediate boxers I know usually do about 5 fights in 2 months. In Thailand, Muay Thai fighters sometimes do as much as that. So he's been in 4 fights in the last two months. "cool" I supposed, I still think people give him too much respect. Him and tito ortiz.. dont get me started there.. :p
 

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Tito just got his but kicked back to back and ken shamrock just rocked kimo.I bet their is going to be a tito vs shamrock again.But I still believe that the best fighters fight in pride.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Tito VS Shamrock would be awesome. I need to see a good bloodbath, heh.

There was some Vale Tudo near me the other day and it sucked :( only amatuer sorta stuff, but the ref was crap and started to break it up a lot. Not to mentioned the half contact kickboxing :confused: anyway, I digress, heh
 

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crab vs scorp?

Crab would win, it has those huge claws it would just snap a scorpion in half.

Bear vs shark ?

Depends on the terrain, i guess. Also depends on type of shark/bear. I think a shark would kick a bears ass regardless..


Loch ness vs megladon?

Tought one. Id go for the Megladon. Sharks are ultra murderers, especially a 50 foot shark! Nessy would get raped unless of course it had lazer eyes or something..
 

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I heard the Lochness has razor-sharp fins and does, indeed, shoot lasers from it's eyes. Lochness would win, no contest.

Who would win in a fight to the death...

Bigfoot

or

A 36 year old homeless man with a pocketknife
 

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Boxer would win
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Rotweiler would win.

Boxer would lose.
 

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Sal****er croc VS. great white shark???
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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