"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Boston Globe: Anti-Trump Satire

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It's one thing to be against a canidate. It's also one thing to print editorials condenming a canidate. But this here is absolutely disgusting journalism by the Boston Globe.

Last Sunday the Boston Globe decided to print a satirical front page newspaper cover in the editorial section with predictions of stories related to Trump. With the headline, "The GOP must stop Trump."

Something appropiate for The Onion, not a major "respectable" journalism outlet. This practically spits in the face of consumers. And then they wonder why media disturst is at an all time low.

Resorting to publishing fake news to push an agenda, smh.

https://www.bostonglobe.com/opinion/2016/04/09/etrump/JPOQJZK9hUBdBx5rdPkWFK/story.html

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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Trump is trolling his way to the presidency. It's to be expected.
 
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Trump is a joke.

His policies (what little we're told about anyway) are complete jokes.

His supporters are jokes who unfortunately don't get it.

Is there anything left to report on him other than satire?
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Luckily Republicans, at this point, don't care what the morons think either.
 
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Maximus Rex said:
Trump is trolling his way to the presidency. It's to be expected.
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I don't care if you don't agree with Trump. If you understand anything about media, the press, and its purpose, you should realize why this is tasteless and unacceptable.

Simply because you don't like Trump does not mean this should be accepted. This is not about Trump this is about respect to the public and abuse of power.

Could you imagine if something similar was released about Obama, from a major news outlet that didn't agree with him? Fake headlines like "Obamacare crashes Gov't" or "Obama funds Isis attacks"

I mean did you read some of the "headlines" they made up? It directly violates the journlism codes to farbicate news stories. Because "Trump is trolling" is not a valid reason.
 
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SmooveMooves said:
I don't care if you don't agree with Trump. If you understand anything about media, the press, and its purpose, you should realize why this is tasteless and unacceptable.

Simply because you don't like Trump does not mean this should be accepted. This is not about Trump this is about respect to the public and abuse of power.

Could you imagine if something similar was released about Obama, from a major news outlet that didn't agree with him? Fake headlines like "Obamacare crashes Gov't" or "Obama funds Isis attacks"

I mean did you read some of the "headlines" they made up? It directly violates the journlism codes to farbicate news stories. Because "Trump is trolling" is not a valid reason.
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Seriously, Trump is trolling his way to the presidency. I honestly believe that he didn't think people would take him seriously. It's kinda like if Lyndon Larouche suddenly gained traction and became a viable candidate. Donald Trump isn't the first nor will he be the last person to troll his way to the presidency. This sh*t has been a part of the republic since the election of 1800.
 
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If Stephen Colbert hadn't sold out to take Letterman's job, I bet he could have given Trump a run for his money as a Republican candidate. Trump is doing the same act, but it isn't nearly as funny.
 
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so far, everything i"ve seen that's "anti-trump" has been by scum-sucking pos's.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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It's disgusting how fascist trump haters are. They don't want people to have free choice or free speech. Thought police. New speak.

They only want like minded people to have the right to vote. When trump wins it's going to be soooo satisfying.

It'll be even better if some idiots start rioting and get stomped.
 
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absolutely. Its the trump protesters who don't want free speech. they are scared that trump's gonna upset their gravy train. I say that the ticks should be allowed to perish in an of their own void
 
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