"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Boston Globe: Anti-Trump Satire

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It's one thing to be against a canidate. It's also one thing to print editorials condenming a canidate. But this here is absolutely disgusting journalism by the Boston Globe.

Last Sunday the Boston Globe decided to print a satirical front page newspaper cover in the editorial section with predictions of stories related to Trump. With the headline, "The GOP must stop Trump."

Something appropiate for The Onion, not a major "respectable" journalism outlet. This practically spits in the face of consumers. And then they wonder why media disturst is at an all time low.

Resorting to publishing fake news to push an agenda, smh.

https://www.bostonglobe.com/opinion/2016/04/09/etrump/JPOQJZK9hUBdBx5rdPkWFK/story.html

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"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Trump is trolling his way to the presidency. It's to be expected.
 

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Trump is a joke.

His policies (what little we're told about anyway) are complete jokes.

His supporters are jokes who unfortunately don't get it.

Is there anything left to report on him other than satire?
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Luckily Republicans, at this point, don't care what the morons think either.
 

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Trump is trolling his way to the presidency. It's to be expected.
I don't care if you don't agree with Trump. If you understand anything about media, the press, and its purpose, you should realize why this is tasteless and unacceptable.

Simply because you don't like Trump does not mean this should be accepted. This is not about Trump this is about respect to the public and abuse of power.

Could you imagine if something similar was released about Obama, from a major news outlet that didn't agree with him? Fake headlines like "Obamacare crashes Gov't" or "Obama funds Isis attacks"

I mean did you read some of the "headlines" they made up? It directly violates the journlism codes to farbicate news stories. Because "Trump is trolling" is not a valid reason.
 

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I don't care if you don't agree with Trump. If you understand anything about media, the press, and its purpose, you should realize why this is tasteless and unacceptable.

Simply because you don't like Trump does not mean this should be accepted. This is not about Trump this is about respect to the public and abuse of power.

Could you imagine if something similar was released about Obama, from a major news outlet that didn't agree with him? Fake headlines like "Obamacare crashes Gov't" or "Obama funds Isis attacks"

I mean did you read some of the "headlines" they made up? It directly violates the journlism codes to farbicate news stories. Because "Trump is trolling" is not a valid reason.
Seriously, Trump is trolling his way to the presidency. I honestly believe that he didn't think people would take him seriously. It's kinda like if Lyndon Larouche suddenly gained traction and became a viable candidate. Donald Trump isn't the first nor will he be the last person to troll his way to the presidency. This sh*t has been a part of the republic since the election of 1800.
 

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If Stephen Colbert hadn't sold out to take Letterman's job, I bet he could have given Trump a run for his money as a Republican candidate. Trump is doing the same act, but it isn't nearly as funny.
 

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so far, everything i"ve seen that's "anti-trump" has been by scum-sucking pos's.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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It's disgusting how fascist trump haters are. They don't want people to have free choice or free speech. Thought police. New speak.

They only want like minded people to have the right to vote. When trump wins it's going to be soooo satisfying.

It'll be even better if some idiots start rioting and get stomped.
 

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absolutely. Its the trump protesters who don't want free speech. they are scared that trump's gonna upset their gravy train. I say that the ticks should be allowed to perish in an of their own void
 
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