"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Boobies Everywhere Party

hondo928

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Basically I'm going to a party on Friday night and it's themed for a Breast Cancer survival. The proceeds are going to breast cancer research. Hopefully the girls will be good looking, because everyone there has to where a bra only...and pants, (including guys). I feel like this has potential for many great lines and openers so I wanted to see what you guys can come up with.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Effington

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Quality.

We had a breast cancer run a couple weeks ago by my place, I ran by it just because it was on my trail, and all I saw was 1,000's of gorgeous women. The only guys I saw appeared to be husbands...not sure if it's considered odd for guys to join those things.

Let us know what happens!
 

Aragon034

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"I wish i'd thuoght to bring a sports bra."

"OH this one is nice and purty!"

"It's not a bra, it's a Mansserie!(Bro)"

"Yes, thank you it is a bit chilly in here."

"Strong enuogh for a man, but clearly for a woman."

"Ha, usually i'm trying to get these things off."


Great many others but that's off the top of my head

Sounds like it'll be a great party!
 

Kwothe

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How bout this?

If this is a preview of male heaven, what do you think looks like for a women heaven?
: )
 
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