Basically I'm going to a party on Friday night and it's themed for a Breast Cancer survival. The proceeds are going to breast cancer research. Hopefully the girls will be good looking, because everyone there has to where a bra only...and pants, (including guys). I feel like this has potential for many great lines and openers so I wanted to see what you guys can come up with.
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Boobies Everywhere Party
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