Basically I'm going to a party on Friday night and it's themed for a Breast Cancer survival. The proceeds are going to breast cancer research. Hopefully the girls will be good looking, because everyone there has to where a bra only...and pants, (including guys). I feel like this has potential for many great lines and openers so I wanted to see what you guys can come up with.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
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