"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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blow smoke in her face and she'll follow you anywhere

Chamber36

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I started researching sexism and I came across this hilarious picture.

So to test out if 50's sexism was at all correct, I'm going to blow smoke into as many girls faces as I can tonight, and I'll see if I get laid.:rockon:
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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So did you go out and buy some Budweiser as soon as you saw all the sexy girls in bikinis were surrounding the guy in the commercial after he opened one?
 

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When they say "blow in her face" they dont exactly mean smoke.

Anyway if you can blow in her face anytime you want especially at morning you're probably already in a good position for her.
 

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Get ready to get slapped in the face a few times tonight lol. Why not try it out though? You'll probably get a comical rise out of their reactions.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Strelok said:
When they say "blow in her face" they dont exactly mean smoke.

Anyway if you can blow in her face anytime you want especially at morning you're probably already in a good position for her.
lol this..... its a funny sexual ad
 
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