"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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blow smoke in her face and she'll follow you anywhere

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I started researching sexism and I came across this hilarious picture.

So to test out if 50's sexism was at all correct, I'm going to blow smoke into as many girls faces as I can tonight, and I'll see if I get laid.:rockon:
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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So did you go out and buy some Budweiser as soon as you saw all the sexy girls in bikinis were surrounding the guy in the commercial after he opened one?
 

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When they say "blow in her face" they dont exactly mean smoke.

Anyway if you can blow in her face anytime you want especially at morning you're probably already in a good position for her.
 

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Get ready to get slapped in the face a few times tonight lol. Why not try it out though? You'll probably get a comical rise out of their reactions.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Strelok said:
When they say "blow in her face" they dont exactly mean smoke.

Anyway if you can blow in her face anytime you want especially at morning you're probably already in a good position for her.
lol this..... its a funny sexual ad
 
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