"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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BJs taste odd?

WORKEROUTER

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It use to be a problem to get my gf to give me *******s at all, but now there's a slightly different problem.

She says that when she gives me a BJ, it tastes bad (meaning the penis itself). And as a result, the bjs usually last a couple minutes. Because I've been having a lot of sex with her, I don't really care that much, but still, good oral is definately appreciated.I don't understand how skin on the penis can taste any different from skin elsewhere on the body. Have any of you guys had this problem? And what would make it taste better (again, not the *** but just the taste of the foreskin and shaft I assume)?
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Layla

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haha!

sorry but that made me laugh.

definitely get a good shower and thouroughly wash your penis. If all else fails, where a flavored condom
 

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H&F...


Sounds to me like your personal hygiene isn't up to par. Start using anti-bacterial soap and washing your groinal area thoroughly before engaging in sexual activities - this should solve your "problem".
 

penkitten

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however, if your hygiene is up to par, meaning you know you arent extra sweaty and that you are clean.....

remember , alot of gals dont really like to give bjs and will use any excuse not to.
my best friend uses this excuse with guys all the time so they will feel like its their fault and not hers.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Create Reality

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Kind of like your pits, bateria which cause odor can build up around the body. Try using an antibaterical body soap.
 

Julian

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tell her that her cvnt smells like garbage juice, even the score ya dig..
 
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