"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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BJs taste odd?

WORKEROUTER

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It use to be a problem to get my gf to give me *******s at all, but now there's a slightly different problem.

She says that when she gives me a BJ, it tastes bad (meaning the penis itself). And as a result, the bjs usually last a couple minutes. Because I've been having a lot of sex with her, I don't really care that much, but still, good oral is definately appreciated.I don't understand how skin on the penis can taste any different from skin elsewhere on the body. Have any of you guys had this problem? And what would make it taste better (again, not the *** but just the taste of the foreskin and shaft I assume)?
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Layla

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haha!

sorry but that made me laugh.

definitely get a good shower and thouroughly wash your penis. If all else fails, where a flavored condom
 

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H&F...


Sounds to me like your personal hygiene isn't up to par. Start using anti-bacterial soap and washing your groinal area thoroughly before engaging in sexual activities - this should solve your "problem".
 

penkitten

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however, if your hygiene is up to par, meaning you know you arent extra sweaty and that you are clean.....

remember , alot of gals dont really like to give bjs and will use any excuse not to.
my best friend uses this excuse with guys all the time so they will feel like its their fault and not hers.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Create Reality

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Kind of like your pits, bateria which cause odor can build up around the body. Try using an antibaterical body soap.
 

Julian

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tell her that her cvnt smells like garbage juice, even the score ya dig..
 
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