“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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Bjerte is back with problem of little boy!

Bjerte

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First it is time for Bjerte to say hello mates! It is my hope that you all are happy. :)

I write last time on Snits and Pokpat and they are gone now from Bjertes heart. I not to miss them and I not to cry. When I think of I smile and have happy memory. No more pains! Lol :)

I have found new lady now. She is Bulgass and she is lovely with the pretty eyes. It is perfect…………is it?

NO! :(

She has child boy! He is name Trunk and I wish for him to f*ck off! When I invite Bulgass to come into my home to eat dinner and drink a beer and let Bjerte make love. BUT she bring Trunk and I think how to feel on her if little boy watch me? I think does she like me if she bring him to stop me?

I pretend to like him. I say he is good boy and I give to him my cakes. I think if he get plump it is because Bjerte hate him! Lol! He make mess in my home and he shout but he is little boy and Bjerte cannot hit. When he drop crumb on my chairs I say “hey dirty boy do you want punch in face?” He say no and I think he is to behave because he is scared.

I warn but I never to punch him for real. But Bjerte make big mistake!

Bulgass go to bank and leave Trunk at my house. He is shout at me to play playstation and Bjerte say no because maybe he break. I threaten to do tickle on him. He say not tickle so I say he must stay quiet to stop me. I am always laugh at tickles but he ignore my rule. I tickle and he laugh and wriggle. He say to stop but I not to stop! He scream and says STOP NOW!

OH NO! He has done piss!

I say I am sorry. I say I try to be funny mate but now I am to be serious. He has anger at Bjerte and say he must tell Bulgass he hate me to make her stop to see me!

They go home and I think no one say about piss. But Bulgass call and say she not want to come to my house tonight. I say why? She say because she must watch Trunk. I say to bring him and I feed him also. But she say it not good idea no more.

I think this is end for Bjerte and Bulgass and I am sad. It is all because of evil little boy!

How to make him go away?
 

What happens, IN HER MIND, is that she comes to see you as WORTHLESS simply because she hasn't had to INVEST anything in you in order to get you or to keep you.

You were an interesting diversion while she had nothing else to do. But now that someone a little more valuable has come along, someone who expects her to treat him very well, she'll have no problem at all dropping you or demoting you to lowly "friendship" status.

Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.

nonchalant

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You write very humorously - is this for real? I had the same problem with this single mom I dated - she always had to bring the kid along, and I never knew if it was ok to kiss her.
 

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You're back, Russian Translator and all.

Hoo-Rah!

You should beat the kid with a stick. He's not listening to the man, that man is you! Be a man, beat the kid.
 

onyx

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this was ****in funny LOLOL
 

gherald

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the grammar is hilarious...

its obvious that she doesnt want to come because of the kid man...

next her...
 

TillTheEndOfTime

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For those of you who are gullible, this thread is fake. This guy has been around for 2 years now posting crap. He has been exposed in the past as being one persona that a troll around here likes to use.

It's the same crap every time. It's not funny anymore. Just plain annoying. Why hasn't this guy been banned yet?
 

sparky0000

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russian translator??? i thought the character was from iceland (where practically every younger person is fluent in english).

btw, you boys would be surprised at what grows in iceland. if they were not so damn wealthy and progressive i might be there instead of a bunch of crazy old soviet states.
 

LA_Chico

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Borat called bro, he wants his schtick back
 

Spaz

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First it is time for Bjerte to say hello mates! It is my hope that you all are happy. :)

I write last time on Snits and Pokpat and they are gone now from Bjertes heart. I not to miss them and I not to cry. When I think of I smile and have happy memory. No more pains! Lol :)

I have found new lady now. She is Bulgass and she is lovely with the pretty eyes. It is perfect…………is it?

NO! :(

She has child boy! He is name Trunk and I wish for him to f*ck off! When I invite Bulgass to come into my home to eat dinner and drink a beer and let Bjerte make love. BUT she bring Trunk and I think how to feel on her if little boy watch me? I think does she like me if she bring him to stop me?

I pretend to like him. I say he is good boy and I give to him my cakes. I think if he get plump it is because Bjerte hate him! Lol! He make mess in my home and he shout but he is little boy and Bjerte cannot hit. When he drop crumb on my chairs I say “hey dirty boy do you want punch in face?” He say no and I think he is to behave because he is scared.

I warn but I never to punch him for real. But Bjerte make big mistake!

Bulgass go to bank and leave Trunk at my house. He is shout at me to play playstation and Bjerte say no because maybe he break. I threaten to do tickle on him. He say not tickle so I say he must stay quiet to stop me. I am always laugh at tickles but he ignore my rule. I tickle and he laugh and wriggle. He say to stop but I not to stop! He scream and says STOP NOW!

OH NO! He has done piss!

I say I am sorry. I say I try to be funny mate but now I am to be serious. He has anger at Bjerte and say he must tell Bulgass he hate me to make her stop to see me!

They go home and I think no one say about piss. But Bulgass call and say she not want to come to my house tonight. I say why? She say because she must watch Trunk. I say to bring him and I feed him also. But she say it not good idea no more.

I think this is end for Bjerte and Bulgass and I am sad. It is all because of evil little boy!

How to make him go away?
Hahahahahahahaha

I can't stop laughing !
 

backseatjuan

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Bulgass feels not attraction to Bjerte, otherwise Bulgass will find a way to meet Bjerte without Trunk. You giving her off wrong message, stop inviting Bulgass over.
 

marmel75

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Is this Borat?
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Spaz

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Just finished all of his threads.

This guy is awesome !

He has that charming innocence about him that's refreshing. A great guy to grab a beer with and hang out.
 

redskinsfan92

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I'm cracking up. Man, this forum used to be fun it looks like. Now we have bigdave....
 
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The guy was so innocently straight forward. That alone made his story fun and humorous.
The other one about grabbing the AFC’s balls because he could possibly sleep with his now estranged girlfriend. Lol
 
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