"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Bizarro Warboss Alex?

spesmilitis

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Wow, take Warboss Alex and all his superpowers, but do a complete 180 on his personality (including his generosity, gentleness, classiness, and intellect) and you have this guy:

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/search.php?searchid=179591561

Some of his most disturbing posts:

I'm BANNED from MCDONALD'S!!!!:
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=482624
BANNED at the dojo for being HUGE!:
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=265815
ROID RAGE- TRUE STORY- must read!!!
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=241310
FOR PROS- ever been the BIG MAN at work?
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=370067
Now THIS is how to SPOT, bros!!
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=365248

He seems to live in the UK as well. I think WBA should knock some humility into this oaf by humiliating him in a deadlifting contest. C'mon WBA, you're one of UK's only hope!
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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piranha45

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funny! :D
 
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