"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Bizarro Warboss Alex?

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spesmilitis

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Wow, take Warboss Alex and all his superpowers, but do a complete 180 on his personality (including his generosity, gentleness, classiness, and intellect) and you have this guy:

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/search.php?searchid=179591561

Some of his most disturbing posts:

I'm BANNED from MCDONALD'S!!!!:
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=482624
BANNED at the dojo for being HUGE!:
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=265815
ROID RAGE- TRUE STORY- must read!!!
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=241310
FOR PROS- ever been the BIG MAN at work?
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=370067
Now THIS is how to SPOT, bros!!
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=365248

He seems to live in the UK as well. I think WBA should knock some humility into this oaf by humiliating him in a deadlifting contest. C'mon WBA, you're one of UK's only hope!
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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funny! :D
 
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