"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Bizarro Warboss Alex?

spesmilitis

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Wow, take Warboss Alex and all his superpowers, but do a complete 180 on his personality (including his generosity, gentleness, classiness, and intellect) and you have this guy:

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/search.php?searchid=179591561

Some of his most disturbing posts:

I'm BANNED from MCDONALD'S!!!!:
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=482624
BANNED at the dojo for being HUGE!:
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=265815
ROID RAGE- TRUE STORY- must read!!!
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=241310
FOR PROS- ever been the BIG MAN at work?
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=370067
Now THIS is how to SPOT, bros!!
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=365248

He seems to live in the UK as well. I think WBA should knock some humility into this oaf by humiliating him in a deadlifting contest. C'mon WBA, you're one of UK's only hope!
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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funny! :D
 
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