"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Bisexual Half Man Half WOMAN

Bisexual Half Man half Woman wants to Shag what do You do?

  • Just Play with her Upper body?

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Think about it for a Few Days But decided Thats Not for ME

    Votes: 0 0.0%

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StoneCold

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Just Out of Curiosty

If You Met a Super hot Woman Shes Sexy as Hell....


And She is so Up for Shaggin really horny

But then she Tells You Hey I Have a Penis............

So Her Upper Body is of a Super sexy Woman and Her lower Body is Of a Mans

WOULD YOU DO HER??????????
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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vp171s

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I chose option D minus the cussing, I'd just say no thanks
 

Microphone Fiend

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i think you just unveiled one of your fantasies in this post stonecold.

Also, just for future reference when u are searching for porn, its 'transexual'. Good luck buddy. We arent here to judge..
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Michele l'Arcangelo

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i'd get on my lvl 56 mage and polymorph her into a sheep... that option isnt up there for some reason.

so i voted

id cuss her out... then id cut her penis off... holy crap that sounds weird.
 

Teflon_Mcgee

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I'd hit it.
She's hot and i get to have anal sex?
It's a win win.
i'd just think of it like a big cl|t and tell her to face the wall.
 

amoka

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Now everybody knows of StoneCold' taste....
 

Michele l'Arcangelo

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Teflon_Mcgee said:
StoneCold said:
Just Out of Curiosty

If You Met a Super hot Woman Shes Sexy as Hell....


And She is so Up for Shaggin really horny

But then she Tells You Hey I Have a Penis............

So Her Upper Body is of a Super sexy Woman and Her lower Body is Of a Mans

WOULD YOU DO HER??????????
I'd hit it.
She's hot and i get to have anal sex?
It's a win win.
i'd just think of it like a big cl|t and tell her to face the wall.
so its a win-win that youre doing a man in the out?

he was never specific... she could have legs of a man too... hairy buttcrack. her balls might be bigger than yours... she probably has as much testosterone as you... maybe more... her voice might be lower... she could be shaving her nipple and chest hairs... she might be shaving her beard... but who cares? she looks sexy afterwards.
 

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Michele said:
so its a win-win that youre doing a man in the out?

he was never specific... she could have legs of a man too... hairy buttcrack. her balls might be bigger than yours... she probably has as much testosterone as you... maybe more... her voice might be lower... she could be shaving her nipple and chest hairs... she might be shaving her beard... but who cares? she looks sexy afterwards.
nah from the look of the original post she's feminine 'cos she makes you believe she's a woman until she reveals she has a ****...I wouldn't hit that but if you must, go for it...
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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holy **** ! why on earth would i wanna take a hairy rooster and leave the sweet fancy faces on the streets ? damn u the half woman half man my ass !! neer in a milion years
 

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I have a transsexual cousin. Haven't had contact with him in about 14 years because he's just weird. I was driving around my small town and I saw a hot blonde walking a dog. I thought in my head "Damn, I'd like to get some of that". I drove by him/her and saw it was my cousin walking his pitbull in front of my Aunt and Uncle's house. I half laughed and half threw up.

He's hot. I hear he's a escort in New York now. So no...I would never go near a transsexual...Weird....
 

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Celadus said:
I have a transsexual cousin. Haven't had contact with him in about 14 years because he's just weird. I was driving around my small town and I saw a hot blonde walking a dog. I thought in my head "Damn, I'd like to get some of that". I drove by him/her and saw it was my cousin walking his pitbull in front of my Aunt and Uncle's house. I half laughed and half threw up.

He's hot. I hear he's a escort in New York now. So no...I would never go near a transsexual...Weird....
And I thought that having a lesbian cousin, who's also a top (read: man with a vagina), was bad. No, I don't talk to her. It was mainly due to distance, but then my mother told me about it (it's her brother's daughter), so she freaks me out.
 

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OMG...I just voted for Option D (Tell her to go to hell). Thing is, I noticed that out of 25 who voted, 4 picked the first option.

Huh?!
 

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Emotions man, women have emotions. I dont care how much fag or TV/TS a dude can be, he still cant have those complex emotions. Women with a **** is a TV, transvestite. But lets not critisize a man's religions here. :)


A TS is a transexual. That is, male chromosomes, no balls, no d1ck, taking estrogen for the rest of HER life. Probably has a killer body, with real titties and cosmetic vagina. So, if the question is would I shag a girl like this? I would, if she has a killer body, and a friendly personality. i.e. is at least a 7.5..



There is also something called a genderfvck. Thats a dude, not a guy, a dude, often times hairy and bulky or fat, dressing like a lady. Picture a dude in a mini skirt with a beard, chest hair, etc... I would not shag that, same as I would not shag a TV..



But there are people that are into this, and its alright. Its better than being into midget or clown stuff, IMO.



If the OP is asking a serious question: This question must be answered. Would you shag a TV/TS because a) you dont have or cant get a girl, or b) you have and cant get any girl but you are curious?

A is a wrong reason.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Abbott

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If it's born with a penis, it's a MAN. If you're a man and actually "get it on" with him (yes that's right), that makes you gay. End of story.
 

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Abbott said:
If it's born with a penis, it's a MAN. If you're a man and actually "get it on" with him (yes that's right), that makes you gay. End of story.
What about hermaphrodites? (For you illiterate bastards out there: someone born with both sexes, a penis and a vagina though usually only one is "fully functional")
 

Michele l'Arcangelo

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yeah imagine doing her or playing with her upper body... then she gets a hard-on.

i feel like puking.
 

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What if she's a super hot chick.... but has a Penis instead of a nose?

And every time she snezzes... well. You get the idea. Or the moneyshot.
 

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Fred Da Head said:
What about hermaphrodites? (For you illiterate bastards out there: someone born with both sexes, a penis and a vagina though usually only one is "fully functional")
Hm...well, if I was faced with that, I'd go with whichever gender dominates. I've heard of it, and it's my understanding that it's a genetic defect but one gender "trumps" the other.

But, it's a moot point. Seeing as I would refuse to touch anyone or anything like it. Well, if I happened to meet one (and I've yet to meet one), I'd probably shake hands out of politeness, but you know what I mean.

Shallow? Absolutely. However, it's a common sentiment. I've heard that 80% of Americans refuse to date someone who's disabled. It's vague, I know. It probably doesn't include vision, since many (most?) people seem to need vision correction (glasses, contacts). But it probably includes both physical and mental disabilities, including but not limited to wheelchair people and mental retardation. It probably doesn't include temporary disabilities (say, someone broke their ankle and needs crutches for a while).

As for hermaphroditic people, I'm no medical expert but that'd probably count as a physical disability.

As for me, I'm in the 80%. I'd bet most people here are the same way. Most people seem to seek out those who are similar to themselves, at least on major things (weight/size, money, social status, disabilities, etc.).
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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