"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Bisexual Half Man Half WOMAN

Bisexual Half Man half Woman wants to Shag what do You do?

  • Just Play with her Upper body?

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Think about it for a Few Days But decided Thats Not for ME

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StoneCold

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Just Out of Curiosty

If You Met a Super hot Woman Shes Sexy as Hell....


And She is so Up for Shaggin really horny

But then she Tells You Hey I Have a Penis............

So Her Upper Body is of a Super sexy Woman and Her lower Body is Of a Mans

WOULD YOU DO HER??????????
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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vp171s

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I chose option D minus the cussing, I'd just say no thanks
 

Microphone Fiend

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i think you just unveiled one of your fantasies in this post stonecold.

Also, just for future reference when u are searching for porn, its 'transexual'. Good luck buddy. We arent here to judge..
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Michele l'Arcangelo

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i'd get on my lvl 56 mage and polymorph her into a sheep... that option isnt up there for some reason.

so i voted

id cuss her out... then id cut her penis off... holy crap that sounds weird.
 

Teflon_Mcgee

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I'd hit it.
She's hot and i get to have anal sex?
It's a win win.
i'd just think of it like a big cl|t and tell her to face the wall.
 

amoka

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Now everybody knows of StoneCold' taste....
 

Michele l'Arcangelo

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Teflon_Mcgee said:
StoneCold said:
Just Out of Curiosty

If You Met a Super hot Woman Shes Sexy as Hell....


And She is so Up for Shaggin really horny

But then she Tells You Hey I Have a Penis............

So Her Upper Body is of a Super sexy Woman and Her lower Body is Of a Mans

WOULD YOU DO HER??????????
I'd hit it.
She's hot and i get to have anal sex?
It's a win win.
i'd just think of it like a big cl|t and tell her to face the wall.
so its a win-win that youre doing a man in the out?

he was never specific... she could have legs of a man too... hairy buttcrack. her balls might be bigger than yours... she probably has as much testosterone as you... maybe more... her voice might be lower... she could be shaving her nipple and chest hairs... she might be shaving her beard... but who cares? she looks sexy afterwards.
 

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Michele said:
so its a win-win that youre doing a man in the out?

he was never specific... she could have legs of a man too... hairy buttcrack. her balls might be bigger than yours... she probably has as much testosterone as you... maybe more... her voice might be lower... she could be shaving her nipple and chest hairs... she might be shaving her beard... but who cares? she looks sexy afterwards.
nah from the look of the original post she's feminine 'cos she makes you believe she's a woman until she reveals she has a ****...I wouldn't hit that but if you must, go for it...
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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holy **** ! why on earth would i wanna take a hairy rooster and leave the sweet fancy faces on the streets ? damn u the half woman half man my ass !! neer in a milion years
 

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I have a transsexual cousin. Haven't had contact with him in about 14 years because he's just weird. I was driving around my small town and I saw a hot blonde walking a dog. I thought in my head "Damn, I'd like to get some of that". I drove by him/her and saw it was my cousin walking his pitbull in front of my Aunt and Uncle's house. I half laughed and half threw up.

He's hot. I hear he's a escort in New York now. So no...I would never go near a transsexual...Weird....
 

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Celadus said:
I have a transsexual cousin. Haven't had contact with him in about 14 years because he's just weird. I was driving around my small town and I saw a hot blonde walking a dog. I thought in my head "Damn, I'd like to get some of that". I drove by him/her and saw it was my cousin walking his pitbull in front of my Aunt and Uncle's house. I half laughed and half threw up.

He's hot. I hear he's a escort in New York now. So no...I would never go near a transsexual...Weird....
And I thought that having a lesbian cousin, who's also a top (read: man with a vagina), was bad. No, I don't talk to her. It was mainly due to distance, but then my mother told me about it (it's her brother's daughter), so she freaks me out.
 

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OMG...I just voted for Option D (Tell her to go to hell). Thing is, I noticed that out of 25 who voted, 4 picked the first option.

Huh?!
 

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Emotions man, women have emotions. I dont care how much fag or TV/TS a dude can be, he still cant have those complex emotions. Women with a **** is a TV, transvestite. But lets not critisize a man's religions here. :)


A TS is a transexual. That is, male chromosomes, no balls, no d1ck, taking estrogen for the rest of HER life. Probably has a killer body, with real titties and cosmetic vagina. So, if the question is would I shag a girl like this? I would, if she has a killer body, and a friendly personality. i.e. is at least a 7.5..



There is also something called a genderfvck. Thats a dude, not a guy, a dude, often times hairy and bulky or fat, dressing like a lady. Picture a dude in a mini skirt with a beard, chest hair, etc... I would not shag that, same as I would not shag a TV..



But there are people that are into this, and its alright. Its better than being into midget or clown stuff, IMO.



If the OP is asking a serious question: This question must be answered. Would you shag a TV/TS because a) you dont have or cant get a girl, or b) you have and cant get any girl but you are curious?

A is a wrong reason.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Abbott

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If it's born with a penis, it's a MAN. If you're a man and actually "get it on" with him (yes that's right), that makes you gay. End of story.
 

Fred Da Head

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Abbott said:
If it's born with a penis, it's a MAN. If you're a man and actually "get it on" with him (yes that's right), that makes you gay. End of story.
What about hermaphrodites? (For you illiterate bastards out there: someone born with both sexes, a penis and a vagina though usually only one is "fully functional")
 

Michele l'Arcangelo

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yeah imagine doing her or playing with her upper body... then she gets a hard-on.

i feel like puking.
 

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What if she's a super hot chick.... but has a Penis instead of a nose?

And every time she snezzes... well. You get the idea. Or the moneyshot.
 

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Fred Da Head said:
What about hermaphrodites? (For you illiterate bastards out there: someone born with both sexes, a penis and a vagina though usually only one is "fully functional")
Hm...well, if I was faced with that, I'd go with whichever gender dominates. I've heard of it, and it's my understanding that it's a genetic defect but one gender "trumps" the other.

But, it's a moot point. Seeing as I would refuse to touch anyone or anything like it. Well, if I happened to meet one (and I've yet to meet one), I'd probably shake hands out of politeness, but you know what I mean.

Shallow? Absolutely. However, it's a common sentiment. I've heard that 80% of Americans refuse to date someone who's disabled. It's vague, I know. It probably doesn't include vision, since many (most?) people seem to need vision correction (glasses, contacts). But it probably includes both physical and mental disabilities, including but not limited to wheelchair people and mental retardation. It probably doesn't include temporary disabilities (say, someone broke their ankle and needs crutches for a while).

As for hermaphroditic people, I'm no medical expert but that'd probably count as a physical disability.

As for me, I'm in the 80%. I'd bet most people here are the same way. Most people seem to seek out those who are similar to themselves, at least on major things (weight/size, money, social status, disabilities, etc.).
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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