"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

Read more...

Birthday Bash Gone Wild

CORVETTE06

Senior Don Juan
Joined
Apr 1, 2006
Messages
249
Reaction score
1
Ok so this Friday it is my birthday. I am turning 20. This is my first birthday in 2 two years that I am actually SINGLE. My friends and I will be partyin it up at my college. This girl who likes me (and his extremely hot) wants me to sleep over her dorm. I agreed to.... sounds good rite?


WELL, heres my i'm writing into you guys. I am SCARED to go. i am not a virgin, but only one girl has ever seen me naked before. I am scared if she starts to touch me. i am afraid i wont be able to get it up. what if she thinks its small? what if she doesnt like it? what if she wants to take a shower with me and my **** is small or something. I get so nervous when a girl is gonna touch me that i cant get it up. can u guys please help me with my serious, but silly-ass problem.

P.S. do i have to bring condoms. i only hung out with her once before this. is it gay if i dont bring ne. cuz i dont really wanna do anything, she might be dirty idk her well yet.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

Read more...

BacardiGuy

Senior Don Juan
Joined
Jun 21, 2006
Messages
236
Reaction score
0
Location
Syracuse
Bring a condom, but first grow some balls.

Have a drink or two to calm your nerves if you must, but don't drink yourself to impotence.

You don't want to do anything because you're nervous and have some serious confidence issues. Pretend you have a 12 inch **** and just go for it. **** her opinion, but more importantly, **** her, literally.
 

Docs

Banned
Joined
Jul 27, 2005
Messages
3,571
Reaction score
56
Location
Kingston, Can-a-duh
Wallet = 2 Condoms

If she strips down to underwear, go to boxers!!

Don't be afraid to get in the same bed with her, and set the mood beforehand so that when you two are in bed, it's less awkward for you two to continue foreplay, if that's what you're after.

Don't be too forceful in actions, let it develop, just guide it along. Start exploring her, starting with her head and neck, and going downwards. Read up on Tomatoes' Errorenoes Zones so you know where to hit, and let the fun begin.

But, I must say, even just being with a warm cute cuddly girl in bed is damn good as well!
 

belividere

Master Don Juan
Joined
Jan 6, 2005
Messages
956
Reaction score
5
Age
47
CORVETTE06 said:
WELL, heres my i'm writing into you guys. I am SCARED to go. i am not a virgin, but only one girl has ever seen me naked before. I am scared if she starts to touch me. i am afraid i wont be able to get it up. what if she thinks its small?
WTF is going on around here?

So c0ck size is the new being good looking thing around here nowadays?
 

Docs

Banned
Joined
Jul 27, 2005
Messages
3,571
Reaction score
56
Location
Kingston, Can-a-duh
So c0ck size is the new being good looking thing around here nowadays?
Haha, I just have to do this...

"What if I was a dog? Would she run away from my hairyness, or my c0ck size?"
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

Read more...

TheNewGuy

Master Don Juan
Joined
Feb 26, 2005
Messages
529
Reaction score
0
Docs said:
Wallet = 2 Condoms
No, no no noooo condoms in wallets.

It will wear them, creating microscopic holes that can get bigger allowing either harmful viruses to pass through, semen to pass through or it to rip.
 

GloriouslyInsane

Master Don Juan
Joined
May 7, 2006
Messages
507
Reaction score
1
TheNewGuy: How is that possible when they're in their wrap? I don't think anyone would have unwrapped condoms in their wallets.

corvette06: It's been 2 years since you were single? What were you doing with that/those girls in that timespan? Drinking tea?.Anyway drinking helps.It actualy makes you last longer,just don't over do it.And the real problem solver,if you're nervous when a girl touches you..touch her first!
 

TheNewGuy

Master Don Juan
Joined
Feb 26, 2005
Messages
529
Reaction score
0
GloriouslyInsane said:
TheNewGuy: How is that possible when they're in their wrap? I don't think anyone would have unwrapped condoms in their wallets.
http://www.dummies.com/WileyCDA/DummiesArticle/id-713.html
Some men carry condoms in their wallets on the off chance that they'll get lucky. That's OK as long as you think of that condom the way you think of the oil in your car, which should be changed every 3,000 miles.

There is no set time limit on how long a condom can stay in a wallet before it should be declared damaged goods. That depends on a lot of factors, including how hot it is outside and how big a tush you have. Experts say that a year is way too long, even if you're a skinny guy living in Alaska.

By the way, this advice doesn't only apply to wallets. There are a number of places a man may keep a "safety," including the glove compartment or trunk of his or his parents' car, his lunch box, his tool kit, or his kilt. Whatever that place is, if it is subject to extremes of cold or heat, assume that, after a while, the condom will no longer be reliably "safe."
 

ValleyDJing

Master Don Juan
Joined
Jun 15, 2006
Messages
1,527
Reaction score
14
Location
California
Pull it together man! she asked you to stay over at her place right? She already likes you. Period.

p.s. Its true about the condoms in the wallet getting worn out, but only after a while. If you put em in there that night, then you should be alright.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

Read more...

Aaron B

Master Don Juan
Joined
Sep 8, 2005
Messages
910
Reaction score
29
Here's the way I approach it mentally.

As far as my penis, I have what I have. There is nothing you can do between then and now to change that.

You have to learn to love yourself and your penis. I used to have some of the shyness you are expressing. I finally learned to truly love my penis.

I went from being hesitant to not being able to wait to whip it out. I'm so proud of it. And its nothing special size-wise, but its what I've got and I love it.

And if you love it, she will too.
 

Skilla_Staz

Master Don Juan
Joined
May 2, 2006
Messages
2,214
Reaction score
10
Age
37
Location
Omaha, Nebraska
Theres only so much you can do with it anyways...
 
Top