Birthday Bash Gone Wild

[CORVETTE06]

Ok so this Friday it is my birthday. I am turning 20. This is my first birthday in 2 two years that I am actually SINGLE. My friends and I will be partyin it up at my college. This girl who likes me (and his extremely hot) wants me to sleep over her dorm. I agreed to.... sounds good rite?


WELL, heres my i'm writing into you guys. I am SCARED to go. i am not a virgin, but only one girl has ever seen me naked before. I am scared if she starts to touch me. i am afraid i wont be able to get it up. what if she thinks its small? what if she doesnt like it? what if she wants to take a shower with me and my **** is small or something. I get so nervous when a girl is gonna touch me that i cant get it up. can u guys please help me with my serious, but silly-ass problem.

P.S. do i have to bring condoms. i only hung out with her once before this. is it gay if i dont bring ne. cuz i dont really wanna do anything, she might be dirty idk her well yet.

 

[BacardiGuy]

Bring a condom, but first grow some balls.

Have a drink or two to calm your nerves if you must, but don't drink yourself to impotence.

You don't want to do anything because you're nervous and have some serious confidence issues. Pretend you have a 12 inch **** and just go for it. **** her opinion, but more importantly, **** her, literally.

 

[Docs]

Wallet = 2 Condoms

If she strips down to underwear, go to boxers!!

Don't be afraid to get in the same bed with her, and set the mood beforehand so that when you two are in bed, it's less awkward for you two to continue foreplay, if that's what you're after.

Don't be too forceful in actions, let it develop, just guide it along. Start exploring her, starting with her head and neck, and going downwards. Read up on Tomatoes' Errorenoes Zones so you know where to hit, and let the fun begin.

But, I must say, even just being with a warm cute cuddly girl in bed is damn good as well!

 

[belividere]

WELL, heres my i'm writing into you guys. I am SCARED to go. i am not a virgin, but only one girl has ever seen me naked before. I am scared if she starts to touch me. i am afraid i wont be able to get it up. what if she thinks its small?

WTF is going on around here?

So c0ck size is the new being good looking thing around here nowadays?

 

[Docs]

So c0ck size is the new being good looking thing around here nowadays?

Haha, I just have to do this...

"What if I was a dog? Would she run away from my hairyness, or my c0ck size?"

 

[TheNewGuy]

Wallet = 2 Condoms

No, no no noooo condoms in wallets.

It will wear them, creating microscopic holes that can get bigger allowing either harmful viruses to pass through, semen to pass through or it to rip.

 

[CORVETTE06]

thanks..any more opinions?

 

[GloriouslyInsane]

TheNewGuy: How is that possible when they're in their wrap? I don't think anyone would have unwrapped condoms in their wallets.

corvette06: It's been 2 years since you were single? What were you doing with that/those girls in that timespan? Drinking tea?.Anyway drinking helps.It actualy makes you last longer,just don't over do it.And the real problem solver,if you're nervous when a girl touches you..touch her first!

 

[TheNewGuy]

TheNewGuy: How is that possible when they're in their wrap? I don't think anyone would have unwrapped condoms in their wallets.

http://www.dummies.com/WileyCDA/DummiesArticle/id-713.html

Some men carry condoms in their wallets on the off chance that they'll get lucky. That's OK as long as you think of that condom the way you think of the oil in your car, which should be changed every 3,000 miles.

There is no set time limit on how long a condom can stay in a wallet before it should be declared damaged goods. That depends on a lot of factors, including how hot it is outside and how big a tush you have. Experts say that a year is way too long, even if you're a skinny guy living in Alaska.

By the way, this advice doesn't only apply to wallets. There are a number of places a man may keep a "safety," including the glove compartment or trunk of his or his parents' car, his lunch box, his tool kit, or his kilt. Whatever that place is, if it is subject to extremes of cold or heat, assume that, after a while, the condom will no longer be reliably "safe."

 

[ValleyDJing]

Pull it together man! she asked you to stay over at her place right? She already likes you. Period.

p.s. Its true about the condoms in the wallet getting worn out, but only after a while. If you put em in there that night, then you should be alright.

 

[Aaron B]

Here's the way I approach it mentally.

As far as my penis, I have what I have. There is nothing you can do between then and now to change that.

You have to learn to love yourself and your penis. I used to have some of the shyness you are expressing. I finally learned to truly love my penis.

I went from being hesitant to not being able to wait to whip it out. I'm so proud of it. And its nothing special size-wise, but its what I've got and I love it.

And if you love it, she will too.

 

[Skilla_Staz]

Theres only so much you can do with it anyways...