"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Bikini Bars

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Bikini bars are the half-way point between regular bars (usually lame these days in the cell-phone generation as people always have plans/contacts) and strip clubs (also usually lame because 70% of them are prostitutes).

Bikini bars are like stocked fishing ponds.

I met my dream girl (age 29) at one in Silicon Valley. In the process of hanging out to see her I also got 3 other numbers and literally had to stop pursuing more because they all work together. I must have 12 women who hug me when I go there, after maybe 10 visits (and you only spend $50 or so). Women seem to have gone through a reality check about what a good salary is. Nowadays if you just have a decent job they are happy and they especially don't want to hear you brag about assets.

Has anyone else had luck at Bikini bars?
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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What is your fascination with women who get paid to flirt with and expose themselves to a lot of men in a sexual manner? How is such a woman your "dream girl"?
 
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bigneil said:
Bikini bars are the half-way point between regular bars (usually lame these days in the cell-phone generation as people always have plans/contacts) and strip clubs (also usually lame because 70% of them are prostitutes).

Bikini bars are like stocked fishing ponds.

I met my dream girl (age 29) at one in Silicon Valley. In the process of hanging out to see her I also got 3 other numbers and literally had to stop pursuing more because they all work together. I must have 12 women who hug me when I go there, after maybe 10 visits (and you only spend $50 or so). Women seem to have gone through a reality check about what a good salary is. Nowadays if you just have a decent job they are happy and they especially don't want to hear you brag about assets.

Has anyone else had luck at Bikini bars?
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Stay away from bikini bars. Hook up with a horny librarian who squirts. Good stuff. :cheer:
 
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Nah, they're way too quiet. I'd get pissed if she "Sshhh'd" me.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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