"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Biatch wants to use my scanner is it AFC?

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This sounds stupid but:

She rings me up and says she needs to use my scanner. Would i be AFC if i let her?
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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NRM

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Well if you refer to her as biatch, then why even consider it?

If you're just her friend, who cares, do it if it's convient for you or if she offers you lunch or something afterwards. If you intend on pursuing a relationship, forget her, plenty of people have scanners nowadays, don't be her bitch boy if it's out of your way. Same goes for driving girls around just because they need a ride. You aren't a chauffer or her maid.
 

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Originally posted by Ratman
This sounds stupid
yep

if it isn't too much hassle for you, let her
 

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Originally posted by Ratman
This sounds stupid but:

She rings me up and says she needs to use my scanner. Would i be AFC if i let her?
Your over analyzing to much. If you really feel uncomfortable about letting her use it, tell her to go to kinkos. But you gotta think of the postitive of this. You get her in your house/room, you can do neg hits, kino all kinds of stuff. Its only AFC, if you act like an AFC.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Cheers.
 

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If it's not out of your way, go ahead. There's no harm in it. I don't know too many girls that use me for my scanner tho ;]
 

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THE SCANNER REPRESENTS THE LEASH THAT SHE IS TRYING TO THROW AROUND YOUR NECK.

CALL HER UP AND TELL HER YOU AREN'T HER B1TCHY LITTLE PUPPY DOG, THEN GO TO HER HOUSE AND SCREAM AT HER SOME MORE. THROW A SLAP OR TWO IN HER FACE. YOU CAN'T LET THIS KIND OF DISRESPECT GO UNNOTICED.

DJ4LYFE
 

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Wow. Let me say that one more time: Wow.

We're talking about scanners here, people. Does anyone else see something strange with this picture? Dude, she's asking to use a piece of office equipment, why are you so phobic about it?

If you let her use it (might as well) and you're all paranoid about it being some huge plot to make you her b!tch, then just act really busy while shes at your house. She wont be able to use her voodoo on you to make you do her project for her and it'll look like you could care less about the situation (which you shouldnt be over analyzing anyway).
 

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Originally posted by Porky
THE SCANNER REPRESENTS THE LEASH THAT SHE IS TRYING TO THROW AROUND YOUR NECK.

CALL HER UP AND TELL HER YOU AREN'T HER B1TCHY LITTLE PUPPY DOG, THEN GO TO HER HOUSE AND SCREAM AT HER SOME MORE. THROW A SLAP OR TWO IN HER FACE. YOU CAN'T LET THIS KIND OF DISRESPECT GO UNNOTICED.

DJ4LYFE
Nicely put yo. DJ OR DIE!!
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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if some chick asked to use my scanner..id be like sure...im busy at blah blah blah..but i think blah blah might work..if u wanna stop by then or somethin..when she gets to ur house..point out the scanner...if shes hot...do a lil DJ work for a minute or so...find something else to do..when ur done with that..if she hasnt finished...walk in there n talk to her for a couple minutes..if she STILL isnt done..ask her what the f*ck is taking so long (might not want to say it like that..unless ur gettin pissy w/ her)...and tell her youve got some stuff to do..she can come back some other time and finish up if she really needs to..then...kick her out
 

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Originally posted by Ratman
This sounds stupid but:

She rings me up and says she needs to use my scanner. Would i be AFC if i let her?
no, but may i suggest suicide for such a retarded question?
 

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Is this really the point we've come to? I can only imagine future topic titles:

"This girl asked to borrow my pencil, is it AFC to let her?"

"HB8 forgot her lunch money, is it AFC to give her some fries?"

"My g/f got a flat tire when I was riding shotgun, was it AFC to help her fix it?"


Fvcking christ. I think some of you need to look up "COMMON COURTESY" in the dictionary.
 

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is this how much you come into contact with girls? you talk to them so little that you have to ask a question like should i let her use my scanner?

maybe if you talked with girls a little more, you wouldnt ask such stupid questions.
 

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Originally posted by undesputable
is this how much you come into contact with girls? you talk to them so little that you have to ask a question like should i let her use my scanner?

maybe if you talked with girls a little more, you wouldnt ask such stupid questions.
 

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