"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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I log on to AOL and this BF is on this girls msn id hooked up with her previously. He begins to talk to me thinking i dont know its him when i knew it was.

The guy starts trying to be funny like i really like you etc so played this sucker like the fool he is.

I made up stories about her saying What are all these calls on my cell about etc it got to the point where he was so fuming he threatened to beat me up and admited it was him.

Pure comedy!

(was funnier then i explained :p )
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Originally posted by Ratman
I log on to AOL and this BF is on this girls msn id hooked up with her previously. He begins to talk to me thinking i dont know its him when i knew it was.

The guy starts trying to be funny like i really like you etc so played this sucker like the fool he is.

I made up stories about her saying What are all these calls on my cell about etc it got to the point where he was so fuming he threatened to beat me up and admited it was him.

Pure comedy!

(was funnier then i explained :p )
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sounds funny man, publish the log if you have it:)
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Originally posted by TheVirtualMind
The point of this is?
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When you hit on girls a lot... you become G@y and go for guys
 
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Originally posted by []D [] []V[] []D
When you hit on girls a lot... you become G@y and go for guys
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At the rate I go, I should have been gay years ago.

Anyway, thread closed.
 
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