"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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I log on to AOL and this BF is on this girls msn id hooked up with her previously. He begins to talk to me thinking i dont know its him when i knew it was.

The guy starts trying to be funny like i really like you etc so played this sucker like the fool he is.

I made up stories about her saying What are all these calls on my cell about etc it got to the point where he was so fuming he threatened to beat me up and admited it was him.

Pure comedy!

(was funnier then i explained :p )
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Originally posted by Ratman
I log on to AOL and this BF is on this girls msn id hooked up with her previously. He begins to talk to me thinking i dont know its him when i knew it was.

The guy starts trying to be funny like i really like you etc so played this sucker like the fool he is.

I made up stories about her saying What are all these calls on my cell about etc it got to the point where he was so fuming he threatened to beat me up and admited it was him.

Pure comedy!

(was funnier then i explained :p )
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sounds funny man, publish the log if you have it:)
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Originally posted by TheVirtualMind
The point of this is?
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When you hit on girls a lot... you become G@y and go for guys
 
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Originally posted by []D [] []V[] []D
When you hit on girls a lot... you become G@y and go for guys
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At the rate I go, I should have been gay years ago.

Anyway, thread closed.
 
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