"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Bezos is getting Divorced

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Man, he is the richest guy. It ain't about the money gentlemen. Probably a social beta. He's going to lose half his wealth probably.Thoughts?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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It's a win for him.

Kids are grown. Wife's has menopaused. He has money.

And now he's free to fvck younger and more viable women with impunity.

Smart man.
 
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It's a win for him.

Kids are grown. Wife's has menopaused. He has money.

And now he's free to fvck younger and more viable women with impunity.

Smart man.
I'm sure he was already doing it on the sly. She finally got tired of it and pulled the pin.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Not so fast on the shaming of him. His wife is old and he has a younger girlfriend already. I'd say he probably initiated this split.
 

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Not so fast on the shaming of him. His wife is old and he has a younger girlfriend already. I'd say he probably initiated this split.
Absolutely. Rumour is he’s banging his wife’s friend - - 49 year old mistress I think he could do a lot better. Some pretty racy text messages being exchanged from what I hear..

Looks like this affair is gonna cost him a lot, to the tune of the most costly divorce in history. That’s what happens when you get married.. and without a prenup too.

Lawyers are gonna have a good time splitting the $140B down the middle. Hopefully men everywhere will finally learn something from this.
 

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If you have that much money, it Really doesn’t matter if you have to give up half in a divorce settlement…
I’m quite certain a man of his accomplishment level has weighed all his options in advance of this occurrence …
 

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I'm sure he was already doing it on the sly. She finally got tired of it and pulled the pin.
A man gotta do what a man needs to do.

If he ain't getting good pvssy at home then he's gonna get some somewhere else.
 
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I read some of the texts that Bezos was sending to his mistress. He was far from a ladies man haha. More like a hopeless romantic beta.
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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I read some of the texts that Bezos was sending to his mistress. He was far from a ladies man haha. More like a hopeless romantic beta.
If you’re rich out da azz, does it matter? At that income level, you write your own rules to live by…
 

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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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www.pagesix.com/2019/01/10/jeff-bezos-racy-texts-to-lauren-sanchez-revealed/

“I like it when you’re strong, and I like it when you’re vulnerable. Everything. The only thing I don’t like is not being with you. All of this is just straight from my heart. I love everything about you.”
And this is why, gentlemen, we don't send questionable texts, images or what have you. Always, PC. I almost vomited in my mouth reading some of those texts.. Sounds like something out of a racy/cheesy novel the women like to read....
 

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Ex wife is going to be the richest woman in the world, because of who she was married to.

Michelle Obama wants to be president because of who she was married to.

Hillary Clinton became powerful because of who she was married to.

girl power ain't nothing without boy power
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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