"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Better than the DJ Bible. Very good technique

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My dad is dead. Should I still try to seduce him?
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Don't forget the reach around :up:
 

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ask Dad if he wants to play "catch"

;)
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Negativefcf, people like you is destroying this forum. Your lying about this, and trying to make AFCs seduce their fkn DAD! That PM is so FAKE! Hey, you alone souls don't listen to this thick-head trying to make you seduce your dad. If moderators wouldn't be closing this topic, I will do this theoretically by this post.

Or if you want - you fkrs believing Negativefcf, go seduce your dad, fk him and then your the DJ of the universe!
 

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sbgm said:
Negativefcf, people like you is destroying this forum. Your lying about this, and trying to make AFCs seduce their fkn DAD! That PM is so FAKE! Hey, you alone souls don't listen to this thick-head trying to make you seduce your dad. If moderators wouldn't be closing this topic, I will do this theoretically by this post.

Or if you want - you fkrs believing Negativefcf, go seduce your dad, fk him and then your the DJ of the universe!

How do you know if its real or not? Have you try to seduce your dad and practice the technique? many guys have ALREADY PM with "thank you's." I dont know what your problem is.. i am just trying to help the good folks on this forum.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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My pops has told me several times in my youth after I've done stupid stuff. "I brought you into this world and by will of God I can take you out of it just as fast!".

I think that really applies here. Not that it's even possible concidering he lives on an opposite coast from me.
 

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Have you noticed dads are easier on MySpace?!?


DILF! DILF! DILF!
 

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sorry negativefcf, noone believes you here. Make a movie about seducing your dad and put it on Youtube
 

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I almost can't laugh I mean type LOL! This is the most hilarious post I have read in a long time! The PM is classic - by the way guys, that was me who messaged him LMAO. This technique is solid.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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negativefcf said:
why is this moved to AE?

I am providing valuable advice that many people will pay $$ for. i have this one guy who PM asking me NOT to give u guys this technique. But i told him.. fvck off, i am here to share with the world.
No, youre 5 IQ points away from being retarded. Why dont you just grow some balls and practice on ugly women, that way your dad wont think youre a flaming homo, dumbass.
 

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WTF? Practice hitting on your dad....wtf has sosuave turned into
 

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I nominate this thread for the most amusing of 2006.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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