Better masturbators, AFC or DJ's ?

[Helter Skelter]

Okay, we're you better at masturbating as an AFC or DJ ?

Give your success stories or your "just can't succeed" stories for pleasing yourself.

Did you have game and confidence with yourself as an AFC, alone wacking off?

What are some of your secrets for making you desire yourself even more?

 

[Dee-Zy]

bwahahahahaha

 

[DuckMan]

i would think a Dj would because
he is more controlled with his body
more controlled in the mind
and doesn't need to do it often
afc's wacking is a necessity and is a way of lil
dj's know how to go longer and knows wat it takes

 

[Kodiac]

Well, there no use in "beating yourself" up.
Especially over such a "small" matter!

AFC or DJ, i never "blew" it with "miss palmer" ..she's always there when "push comes to shove"

 

[Helter Skelter]

I don't know
as an AFC I use to be able to hit the ceiling, now as a DJ after 5 hrs of sex WITH A GIRL the night before I'm finding I "next" myself.

I'm just not putting in the time now.

As an AFC I put in many hrs and I always got lucky with myself. I was a truly dedicated AND MASTERFUL wacker, now my game is really off, I just don't have time or the desire for myself.

Can somebody help me?

 

[dontmindme]

I think an AFC would be better. In this case, it is definitely recommended that you TREAT YOUR TOOL AS A ONE-ITIS.

I would not recommend NEXT-ING it and moving on to another tool.

 

[Helter Skelter]

I had one-itis for years with my dong

 

[Eternal]

Originally posted by dontmindme
I think an AFC would be better. In this case, it is definitely recommended that you TREAT YOUR TOOL AS A ONE-ITIS.

I would not recommend NEXT-ING it and moving on to another tool.

What if it's a tool of the opposite sex?

 

[Helter Skelter]

I'm in love with my dong.
I use to think about how lucky a girl is to have my big throbbing dong, sometimes I'd make myself more horny than some of the hottest girls out there. The whole time I'm saying I am the man.
Try it. It works.

 

[SamePendo]

Man....

This is why I love this place, threads like this hahaha. I mean, what will knowing who are better masturbators ?! ..work for us in life? It has simply no use!
We men rock!

..When I was 15 I saluted the general about 3 times a day, in a daily basis. Nowadays I dont do it, I simply dont find it,... entertaining, anymore.

 

[Eternal]

Re: Man....

Originally posted by SamePendo
..When I was 15 I saluted the general about 3 times a day, in a daily basis. Nowadays I dont do it, I simply dont find it,... entertaining, anymore.

So you kept giving your soldier a dishonorable discharge?

 

[bugsquish]

Has anyone seen "The Big Hit"? I think it was this film. There's a big black playa dude who has no problems with women. Then one day he masturbates for the first time (seriously) and he's like "what have I been missing all these years??" . Then he starts blowing off women so he can go spend some quality time with his dong

 

[Helter Skelter]

When I was a little kid my cousin showed me how to masturbate. I was like what the hell is the shyt coming out of your ****.

It was like when man first discovered fire. My life was never the same after that.

My first time was so intense I think I almost passed out. I was too young to be an AFC at that point, but I still remember it like it was yesterday.

In my opinion you can't be an AFC until you start masturbating.

That's when the frustration starts to kick in. Before that you were happy hanging with the guys.

 

[Mr. Delicious]

Originally posted by dontmindme
I think an AFC would be better. In this case, it is definitely recommended that you TREAT YOUR TOOL AS A ONE-ITIS.

I would not recommend NEXT-ING it and moving on to another tool.

hahahhaa

 

[The Time Machine]

pressing the blue button...bump!