"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Better masturbators, AFC or DJ's ?

Helter Skelter

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Okay, we're you better at masturbating as an AFC or DJ ?

Give your success stories or your "just can't succeed" stories for pleasing yourself.

Did you have game and confidence with yourself as an AFC, alone wacking off?

What are some of your secrets for making you desire yourself even more?:eek:
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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bwahahahahaha
 

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i would think a Dj would because
he is more controlled with his body
more controlled in the mind
and doesn't need to do it often
afc's wacking is a necessity and is a way of lil
dj's know how to go longer :D and knows wat it takes
 

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Well, there no use in "beating yourself" up.
Especially over such a "small" matter!

AFC or DJ, i never "blew" it with "miss palmer" ..she's always there when "push comes to shove" :p
 

Helter Skelter

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I don't know
as an AFC I use to be able to hit the ceiling, now as a DJ after 5 hrs of sex WITH A GIRL the night before I'm finding I "next" myself.

I'm just not putting in the time now.

As an AFC I put in many hrs and I always got lucky with myself. I was a truly dedicated AND MASTERFUL wacker, now my game is really off, I just don't have time or the desire for myself.

Can somebody help me?:eek:
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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I think an AFC would be better. In this case, it is definitely recommended that you TREAT YOUR TOOL AS A ONE-ITIS.

I would not recommend NEXT-ING it and moving on to another tool.
 

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Originally posted by dontmindme
I think an AFC would be better. In this case, it is definitely recommended that you TREAT YOUR TOOL AS A ONE-ITIS.

I would not recommend NEXT-ING it and moving on to another tool.
What if it's a tool of the opposite sex?
 

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I'm in love with my dong.
I use to think about how lucky a girl is to have my big throbbing dong, sometimes I'd make myself more horny than some of the hottest girls out there. The whole time I'm saying I am the man.
Try it. It works.
:rolleyes:
 

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Man....

This is why I love this place, threads like this hahaha. I mean, what will knowing who are better masturbators :D ?! ..work for us in life? It has simply no use! :D
We men rock!

..When I was 15 I saluted the general about 3 times a day, in a daily basis. Nowadays I dont do it, I simply dont find it,... entertaining, anymore.
 
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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Re: Man....

Originally posted by SamePendo
..When I was 15 I saluted the general about 3 times a day, in a daily basis. Nowadays I dont do it, I simply dont find it,... entertaining, anymore.
So you kept giving your soldier a dishonorable discharge? :D
 

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Has anyone seen "The Big Hit"? I think it was this film. There's a big black playa dude who has no problems with women. Then one day he masturbates for the first time (seriously) and he's like "what have I been missing all these years??" . Then he starts blowing off women so he can go spend some quality time with his dong :)
 

Helter Skelter

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When I was a little kid my cousin showed me how to masturbate. I was like what the hell is the shyt coming out of your ****.

It was like when man first discovered fire. My life was never the same after that.

My first time was so intense I think I almost passed out. I was too young to be an AFC at that point, but I still remember it like it was yesterday.

In my opinion you can't be an AFC until you start masturbating.

That's when the frustration starts to kick in. Before that you were happy hanging with the guys.
 

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Originally posted by dontmindme
I think an AFC would be better. In this case, it is definitely recommended that you TREAT YOUR TOOL AS A ONE-ITIS.

I would not recommend NEXT-ING it and moving on to another tool.
hahahhaa
 
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pressing the blue button...bump!
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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