Betas in the restaurant on a double date, lmao

[marmel75]

was out with my family the other day and 2 guys and 2 girls came and sat at the table next to us. It was apparent it was a double date/first date and it pained me to see these guys buying the girls all this food, several drinks, etc and overhearing some of the sh!t they were saying. Now the one girl was pretty cute, maybe a 7, but her friend was not cute at all...on her way to shamu size and maybe a 4 looks wise...could not believe this dude was footing the bill for THAT...

I caught the 7 checking me out a few times, I gave her a smirk on the last one and she smiled. The dudes were planning how they could get them home with them so they could get laid as the girls were in the bathroom...lamest sh!t ever...no escalation occurred, no fvcking occurred I'm quite sure either...

Guys, don't be these two lames.

 

[Julian]

LOL word. You should have had the waitress slip the HB 7 your number

 

[devilkingx2]

tsk tsk, poor guys who haven't realized that buying things for girls you aren't having sex with is a waste of money

 

[MillionBillionaire]

Meanwhile in the Womens bathroom...

"Oh gawd did you see the way he looked at me? What a dork.. I hope the steak and shrimp I ordered is worth having to put up with all this."

"Yeah my guy tried to hold hands with me and I was like NOPE... not untill you buy me like 5 shots and an appetizer LOL."

"Yeah what should we do when they try to take us home?"

"Do you wanna do the 'Got to work in the Morning' or 'I have a headake?' .. I don't want to do this all night I'm getting bored... I heard the new season of 'The Bachelor' is on Hulu."

"I'm not leaving untill I get my desert, I could really use some cheesecake my PMS is acting up."

"Yeah lets get some cheesecake and ditch theese fools, they are starting to get on my nerves."

"Yeah I wonder what they are going to say when we don't text them back LOL ROFL!"

"Hahahha yeah.. stupid fools.. we are soo hot and they are soo stupid."

"Hahha I know right... What dumbasses.. and I bet they are broke too hahahha!"

"Yeah his car is cheap."

"Should we go back or keep them waiting a little longer?"

"Meh.. they can wait hahah.. lets take bathroom selfies!"

.etc

The guys are wondering if they are taking a shyt.

Hahahahaha

 

[JohnChops]

was out with my family the other day and 2 guys and 2 girls came and sat at the table next to us. It was apparent it was a double date/first date and it pained me to see these guys buying the girls all this food, several drinks, etc and overhearing some of the sh!t they were saying. Now the one girl was pretty cute, maybe a 7, but her friend was not cute at all...on her way to shamu size and maybe a 4 looks wise...could not believe this dude was footing the bill for THAT...

I caught the 7 checking me out a few times, I gave her a smirk on the last one and she smiled. The dudes were planning how they could get them home with them so they could get laid as the girls were in the bathroom...lamest sh!t ever...no escalation occurred, no fvcking occurred I'm quite sure either...

Guys, don't be these two lames.

I was at the beach the other day and was eating on this beach side eatery. These 3 girls and 1 guy were next to us and the sh1t I overheard was too good. The girls were gossiping about guys they wanted to fvck and showing off texts and stuff. The guy was just sitting there agreeing with everything, saying how he has better pick up lines, etc. You can tell he had the look of regret in his face when these chicks were talking about other dudes they wanted to fvck that weren't him.

It was friggin funny as hell. The kid didn't look gay but he might as well have been at that point.

 

[VladPatton]

This sh!t is rampant everywhere. Don't be one of these douches.