"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Best worst songs

The Sperminator

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I'm trying to make a cd with the best worst songs. List them here.
So far I got Blue, Mamba number 5, Whang Chung Tonight, Your Body is a Wonderland, Thong Song, We Built This City, Party All The Time.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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KontrollerX

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Hey We Built This City is alright! lol.

In anycase definitely don't forget Livin La Vida Loca or 50 Cent's P.I.M.P song.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Push the lil' Daisies - Ween
She Bangs - William Hung
Girl I'm Gonna Miss You - Milli Vanilli
The Right Stuff - New Kids on the Block
Achy Breaky Heart - Billy Ray Cyrus
Mmmm Bop - Hanson

LOL @ Party All The Time. Yeah, that was pretty bad.
 

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Vanilla Ice - Ice Ice Baby
Meat Loaf - I'll Do Anything For Love
Ricky Martin - She Bangs
Don Johnson - Heartbeat
 

The Sperminator

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Here is what I have so far. Not in only order.

Marcarena
If I could turn back time
What is Love
Safety dance
Everybody Have Fun Tonight
Mamba number 5
Smash mouth All Star
Ay Bay Bay
Blue
Party all the time
Lean like a cholo
I'll do anythign for love
Your body is a Wonderland
Barbie Girl
Living La Vida Loca
Hanson mmmbop
I'm too sexy
My heart will go on
Hangin' Tough New Kids on The Block
Baby got back
Dr. Roboto
Ice Ice baby
Wake me up before you go go
You're the Inspiration
If You Like Pina Coladas
Who Let The Dogs Out
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Desdinova said:
Push the lil' Daisies - Ween
She Bangs - William Hung
Girl I'm Gonna Miss You - Milli Vanilli
The Right Stuff - New Kids on the Block
Achy Breaky Heart - Billy Ray Cyrus
Mmmm Bop - Hanson

LOL @ Party All The Time. Yeah, that was pretty bad.

lmao I agree
 

X-ecution

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crank that. soulja boy

lol man that song sucks, but the dance is kinda fun
 

Dilberto

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Rio- Duran Duran

She Blinded Me With Science- Thomas Dolby

Electric Blue- Icehouse

I Just Died In Your Arms- Cutting Crew

Undercover Angel- Alan O'Day

Baby Come Back- Player

Crush On You- The Jets

....You are better-off making a multi-CD set. There is WAY TOO MANY songs from our cheesy past!
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Lambada
Skatman
Macarena


You could make cd and push it out over emule or torrents. Make a cd cover too, like All Time Favories and showing that lowered expectations couple from mad tv.
 
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