"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Best worst songs

The Sperminator

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I'm trying to make a cd with the best worst songs. List them here.
So far I got Blue, Mamba number 5, Whang Chung Tonight, Your Body is a Wonderland, Thong Song, We Built This City, Party All The Time.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Hey We Built This City is alright! lol.

In anycase definitely don't forget Livin La Vida Loca or 50 Cent's P.I.M.P song.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Push the lil' Daisies - Ween
She Bangs - William Hung
Girl I'm Gonna Miss You - Milli Vanilli
The Right Stuff - New Kids on the Block
Achy Breaky Heart - Billy Ray Cyrus
Mmmm Bop - Hanson

LOL @ Party All The Time. Yeah, that was pretty bad.
 

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Vanilla Ice - Ice Ice Baby
Meat Loaf - I'll Do Anything For Love
Ricky Martin - She Bangs
Don Johnson - Heartbeat
 

The Sperminator

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Here is what I have so far. Not in only order.

Marcarena
If I could turn back time
What is Love
Safety dance
Everybody Have Fun Tonight
Mamba number 5
Smash mouth All Star
Ay Bay Bay
Blue
Party all the time
Lean like a cholo
I'll do anythign for love
Your body is a Wonderland
Barbie Girl
Living La Vida Loca
Hanson mmmbop
I'm too sexy
My heart will go on
Hangin' Tough New Kids on The Block
Baby got back
Dr. Roboto
Ice Ice baby
Wake me up before you go go
You're the Inspiration
If You Like Pina Coladas
Who Let The Dogs Out
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Desdinova said:
Push the lil' Daisies - Ween
She Bangs - William Hung
Girl I'm Gonna Miss You - Milli Vanilli
The Right Stuff - New Kids on the Block
Achy Breaky Heart - Billy Ray Cyrus
Mmmm Bop - Hanson

LOL @ Party All The Time. Yeah, that was pretty bad.

lmao I agree
 

X-ecution

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crank that. soulja boy

lol man that song sucks, but the dance is kinda fun
 

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Rio- Duran Duran

She Blinded Me With Science- Thomas Dolby

Electric Blue- Icehouse

I Just Died In Your Arms- Cutting Crew

Undercover Angel- Alan O'Day

Baby Come Back- Player

Crush On You- The Jets

....You are better-off making a multi-CD set. There is WAY TOO MANY songs from our cheesy past!
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Lambada
Skatman
Macarena


You could make cd and push it out over emule or torrents. Make a cd cover too, like All Time Favories and showing that lowered expectations couple from mad tv.
 
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