"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Best Way To Kiss A Girl In a Club

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Hi,

I'm not a bad looking lad (about a 7) and I am very outgoing and not shy!

I am not bad with girls and get my fair share however I am by know means great at picking up girls.

I was just wondering when in a nightclub whats the best way and quickest way to get a girl to kiss you.

I tend to have problems where either they walk away near enough instantly or I end up speaking to them for a while and can't get any progression such as a kiss etc.

I see people just walking up to girls and start kissing them almost instantly, some of my friends can do this. I was just wondering how this is possible and what steps to take.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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vatoloco

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Just walk up to them and ask them "Hey baby, what flavor of mouthwash do you prefer?" :D
 
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I'm in the Mood

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vatoloco said:
Just walk up to them and ask them "Hey baby, what flavor of mouthwash do you prefer?" :D
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Lol, I like this. You could bring along a few of those small sample bottles of mouthwash and have her kiss you after using each different flavor. The only problem is where to spit the mouthwash, but I'm sure you could use an empty glass or cup somewhere.
 
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You have to realise that some girls go to nightclubs to make out with random dudes. You just need to recognize which ones they are. Also, alcohol helps.
 
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Dancing face-to-face, nose-to-nose. The next thing you know, you're making out!
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Spit some game while you're grinding with her. Tease her and keep it up for a song or two. Isolate your target & sit her on your lap.

Be a man and proceed to grab her and kiss her. By this time you have gotten enough IOI's do NOT just kiss a woman!

How can you guys not know this :rolleyes: just kidding, hope it helps.
 
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