"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Best way to befriend a chick?

BannedGod

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yep this might sound weird, but there's this girl that I'm close friends with and I'm not interested in dating or whatnot, I'd bang her if the occasion would present itself, but I'm in her "friend zone" so wouldn't happen.

Anyways I always wanted to have at least one very close female friend, and since I'm already close with her, and she's pretty hot, I thought she'd be a great victim :cool: heheh. So all I wanted to know is, what's the best way to be closer to a girl and really strengthen the friendship I have with her, would it be through acting like a chick and talking it stuff, or treating her like a guy and doing fun action stuff with her?

cheers!
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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future_strongguy

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Okay, you want a girl as your "close friend." Would you do the same thing with a guy? "He's a great guy, and I want to spend some time with him.. just as friends." Sounds kinda gay, right?

Same thing with the girl. It sounds like you still want to bone her, and are lying to yourself about "just being friends."

Best advice: **** it. You want to **** her, right? So do it. You are a man and you do what you want. If she doesn't want to **** you and tells you "we're just friends," tell her that you don't want to be friends, because you really don't.
 

MisterMcGee

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You just talk to them. All girls are friends until you start making out and crap
 

DJDamage

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You actually want to get deeper in the friendzone?! wow.

Ok here is what you do:

1) make her laugh - entertain her like the court jester that you are, remember she is the queen and you are the clown. Put her on the pedestal.

2) Your queen needs to ride around and to be fed. Offer to take her to a good coffee shop where you pay for her food and drinks. While you feed that b1tch ask her to tell you about her previous relationships and her favourite tv shows. Let her blab away for hours and pretend to laugh at her jokes.

3) Tell her that you feel very connected to her like you knew her for years and tell her that whatever she needs that you would always be there for her.

4) Then go home and jerk off and then cry like the b1tch that you are.

Rinse and repeat the following day.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Corona

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Are you serious? You don't know how to make friends with someone???

Just hang out and be nice, it's not too complicated.
 

MascaraSnake

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wow, you guys are killing me. AGAIN.

I have a couple of attractive girls I hang with who I'd never bang (mostly due to the fact that they're honestly not my type).

I just accept the fact that a sexual relationship wouldn't work and hang with them like I would any of my dude friends. If they come onto me I give them the 'you're like a sister' deal, and I don't come onto them. It's not that hard.
 

daygameguy

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BannedGod said:
yep this might sound weird, but there's this girl that I'm close friends with and I'm not interested in dating or whatnot, I'd bang her if the occasion would present itself, but I'm in her "friend zone" so wouldn't happen.

Anyways I always wanted to have at least one very close female friend, and since I'm already close with her, and she's pretty hot, I thought she'd be a great victim :cool: heheh. So all I wanted to know is, what's the best way to be closer to a girl and really strengthen the friendship I have with her, would it be through acting like a chick and talking it stuff, or treating her like a guy and doing fun action stuff with her?

cheers!
Just be yourself.


lol Sorry dude I had to say that lmao. But yeah seriously, just treat her like a guy, do normal sh1t, be free to do whatever you want...who knows maybe she'll like your non-needy attitude and start fancying you.:)
 

Bluesteak

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DJDamage said:
You actually want to get deeper in the friendzone?! wow.

4) Then go home and jerk off and then cry like the b1tch that you are.

Rinse and repeat the following day.
LOL!
 

Gia Giovanni

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DJDamage said:
You actually want to get deeper in the friendzone?! wow.

Ok here is what you do:

1) make her laugh - entertain her like the court jester that you are, remember she is the queen and you are the clown. Put her on the pedestal.

2) Your queen needs to ride around and to be fed. Offer to take her to a good coffee shop where you pay for her food and drinks. While you feed that b1tch ask her to tell you about her previous relationships and her favourite tv shows. Let her blab away for hours and pretend to laugh at her jokes.

3) Tell her that you feel very connected to her like you knew her for years and tell her that whatever she needs that you would always be there for her.

4) Then go home and jerk off and then cry like the b1tch that you are.

Rinse and repeat the following day.

dumb.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Alle_Gory

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DJDamage said:
You actually want to get deeper in the friendzone?! wow.
I`m very confident this will backfire and he won`t be able to get rid of her once he genuinelly just tries to be friends.

Life is weird.


BTW, try to keep the dumb**** down. Thanks.
 

dadmonson

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Treating a girl like your friend might make her want to be more than friends... watchout. You will be doing the exact thing that girls do to guys all the time.
 

SuavePlaya

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lol this is a joke. If you want to bang her why the fvck do you want to be deeper in the friend zone... Since your in the friendzone realize that you fvcked up and the situation of you banging her won't ever present itself, so stop hoping that it will happen. It's funny to me you are asking how to get deeper in the friendzone, I mean you are already in the friendzone just keep repeating what you have been doing.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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