Best Revenge

[crawfordicon]

What is the best one-itis revenge? I've read the obvious replies, such as "Live your life better." But what about if you now have distance between you so that she can't see you living a better life? Is there a great revenge e-mail to send to a one-itis that broke up with you? I can't prove to her that I now live better, as I don't see her in-person anymore. I still have her e-mail, so I was thinking about proving her *****iness by analysing her in an e-mail - I would explain her *****iness DJ style. I want to prove I'm no longer an AFC, but also avoid qualifying myself to her.

Would you recommend sending her something breaking down everything I did wrong as an AFC. I was thinking about sending her something about Plate Theory and thanking her for putting me on the right path to Don Juanism. Should we, as prospective DJs, ever let the girl know about the DJ lifestyle?

 

[eminence]

post the sex tape on the internet

 

[smooth guy]

You're trying to find ways to "prove" to her that you're over her, when you're really not.
Why would you even make this post if you weren't still thinking of her. You're still trying to gain her approval.

I couldn't get over an ex either, it was pretty damn hard for me because not only I couldn't get over her she was talking with other guys as well, I used to go really crazy sometimes when I'd just lock myself in the house not wanting to socialize.

Living a better life did help me not think about her for a few hours but once I was alone it would strike again. Living a better life WILL help you but it's gonna take a while. The BEST cure for oneitis (sp?) is find another female to cover that hole. Just when I started talking to other girls again I didn't even wanna think about her...now I just say **** that *****. Talking with other girls is a great refreshment.

So forget about this girl and stop trying to qualify yourself and gain her approval. Meet new girls and do your thing.

 

[KontrollerX]

"Should we, as prospective DJs, ever let the girl know about the DJ lifestyle?"

Only if the chick starts emailing you first to see what you are up to.

In that scenario let her know how well you are living now.

Then if she tries to get back into your life either game her again or throw up road blocks to that and if she gets angry then you can explain why a relationship between you two would never work out going into great detail her faults.

But yeah just sending her all the stuff you've now learned or whatever improvements you've made without her contacting you first is about the biggest AFC chumpish thing you could do.

Don't do it.

 

[I.A.F.Y.B.]

What is the best one-itis revenge? I've read the obvious replies, such as "Live your life better." But what about if you now have distance between you so that she can't see you living a better life? Is there a great revenge e-mail to send to a one-itis that broke up with you? I can't prove to her that I now live better, as I don't see her in-person anymore. I still have her e-mail, so I was thinking about proving her *****iness by analysing her in an e-mail - I would explain her *****iness DJ style. I want to prove I'm no longer an AFC, but also avoid qualifying myself to her.

Prove to her that your living a better life of not talking to her anymore. Forget you ever knew her! I still get dumb girls calling me after I stop contacting them for months at a time. It's sad and funny...

Would you recommend sending her something breaking down everything I did wrong as an AFC. I was thinking about sending her something about Plate Theory and thanking her for putting me on the right path to Don Juanism. Should we, as prospective DJs, ever let the girl know about the DJ lifestyle?

I like to keep the game sacred. But, only spit clues to the ho's that choose.

XXX

 

[Nightwing]

What is the best one-itis revenge? I've read the obvious replies, such as "Live your life better." But what about if you now have distance between you so that she can't see you living a better life? Is there a great revenge e-mail to send to a one-itis that broke up with you? I can't prove to her that I now live better, as I don't see her in-person anymore. I still have her e-mail, so I was thinking about proving her *****iness by analysing her in an e-mail - I would explain her *****iness DJ style. I want to prove I'm no longer an AFC, but also avoid qualifying myself to her.

Would you recommend sending her something breaking down everything I did wrong as an AFC. I was thinking about sending her something about Plate Theory and thanking her for putting me on the right path to Don Juanism. Should we, as prospective DJs, ever let the girl know about the DJ lifestyle?

Been there, done that. Living your life better is the best option. And as the DJ lifestyle goes, that is if you ever see her again, let her know you're seeing other chicks. But posting this message still says that you're sweating her move on and get over this chick. There will be better ones than her.

 

[nicenomore]

chuck it... why email her and all that??? that means she still rules over you.

dude.... it wasn't her fault that she was your one - itis. The fault for being a AFC lay in you and you only. Why blame her???

Even , if you want to send her an email , send a casual " hi , wassup " kind , but never show hate. She doesn't deserve it.

 

[KarmaSutra]

I wrote this yesterday in another thread but find it fitting here in the juxtaposition of revenge.

Enjoy:

Always , always , always remember that if you are getting any kind of doubt from your gut about a broad GET SOME DIRT ON HER ASS!

This will counter any kind of bullsh1t in the future. But, you caused this sh1t to happen. You blatantly disregarded all of the signs that this cvnt was nuttier than ten pounds of elephant sh1t.

Next time do what I did. I had an ex girlfriend who met a redneck from Texas in some fvcking chatroom (cvnt was still living at my house). I was in CT visiting family and got the word from one of my friends that the lights were on at my house in the wee early morning. So I grab the next flight home and find my fvcking house empty except for the coffee table and a night stand. I assumed she went back to her Dad's place so I hauled ass over there and sure as sh!t her truck was there with a bunch of my stuff in the back.

So her old man comes out threatening to call the cops and I tell him I have plenty of video of his darling daughter taking my c0ck up her dirtchute then blowing the load on her face and if he didn't want that video out to every fundamentalist friend he knew he better get my sh!t back pronto! He backpeddled like a motherfvcker and went storming over to the apt behind the house. Then the redneck comes out looking like he wants to start something, see's me bowed up and pissed, turns around and goes back like a good little b!tch. Then finally she comes out and admits that she took the stuff from the house and I remind her of that nice video we took a few months previous while we were drunk. She agrees to move all of my stuff back that night if I give her the tape. I agree and 4 hours later my house looks just as it did before I went up north. Finally she holds her hand out for the tape and I gave her a tape. Thing is it was a video of my Grandmother's 75th birthday .

cut to:

A month later she sends me an IM that her and 'neck aren't working out and she wants to come back to me. I throw her a bullsh!t line about how lonely I am and would love to get back with her. She gets all ancy and begs to come over. I let her. 45 minutes later I hear her truck pull into the drive and she comes in and ravishes me. I get her on the couch and violate every orifice she has. Then go in for the coup de'grace. I go from pvssy to ass then back to pvssy. She realizes what I'm doing and tries to squirm free but it's beyond the point of no return and I blow the load in her taco. She's pissed because I roll off and tell her to get the fvck out and never look back.

It takes only a week for her to get the worst cvnt infection a chick can possibly get. Rendered that thing only good to piss out of.

I still get a cheshire grin when I think about it.

 

[Michele l'Arcangelo]

I wrote this yesterday in another thread but find it fitting here in the juxtaposition of revenge.

Enjoy:

that was... the best thing i've ever read on this forum. especially that last part. that's genius revenge there.

 

[backbreaker]

LMAO..childish, but still too funny. new meaning to taco sauce.

here is the deal. if you are still thinking about your old oneitis, she is winning.


I had a oneitis who brought me here in 02. You know what is sweet as ****? knowing that in 02, I would have cut my left foot off to have a "chance" with her.

and (true, 100% story) tonight, I happen to be a state away from my hometown (i live in del mar, I am from arkansas and I was in kentucky) so I took a flight home with my GF so she can see where i'm from, we can go to some of my old familar spots and what not.

so i catch a flight home, we grab a rental, go to my crib that I haven't been to in about 6 months and I check my messages, and my old oneitis has left literarly 70 messages wanting me to call her when I get the messages.

So i call her and she goes into her little childish rant about her guys about how they all want her, blah blah, and she wants to see me, basically to get confirmation that I still want her, so she comes over and we all have drinks, and a couple of other friends and everyone meets my GF, and I can literarly see the look in my old oneitis' eyes... the party is over.

Not only did she realize I not want her, she realizes that the woman I'm with is a better catch than she is, just as hot, in better shape, has a better job and I couldn't be happier.

You want to know what the Best Revenge is? a flustered old oneitis trying everything in her peanut brain to get an emotion/positive remark out of you. it's the food she has lived off of for the last 5 years. Now that she's not 18 any more, and while still easy on the eyes, the cheeks are a little bigger and the high cheekbones are gone because she doesn't watch what she eats... where she had a 6 pack in high school there is a tenny tinny ounze of fat on that waste line because she wouldn't know what a healthy meal is like if it feel in her lap.

You know what the best revenge is? The mornings I drag myself out of bed to swim for 2 miles and do setups and crunches 5/6 days a weeek, and she can't stop looking at me and commenting on how good I look.

You know what the best revengae is? her finding out the number she's been calling is to a lan line to a house that I haven't been to in half a year because I have another one 2 blocks away from the beach that's 3x more expensive.. not that she didn't know i had a little money..

The best revenge is her looking at me, knowing.. the nights I told her what I wanted to do with my life, how much I love my passion, and I laid out the blue print to my life, exaclty what was going to take place. and all thoose nights she was too caught up in which guy was going to take her out, which guy was going to cry on the phone to her to give a damn about anything I said.. and here, years later, verbatium, I'm doing what I set out to do. while she is still stuck at the same intern job she was stuck at when I left and still dating the VP of the compaines son.

you know what the best revenage is? lol, me knowing it would have been a mistake dating her. And her knowing that I am, and have, lol, honestly done better.


that's the sweetist revenage on earth.

And After I drop her back off at home, ROTFL, becuase her 25 BF is on PUNISHMENT, my GF tells me "I think she likes you"... lol, and I look at her and bust out laughing, because her and I both see how much of a downgrade that would be.

 

[nicenomore]

LMAO..childish, but still too funny. new meaning to taco sauce.

here is the deal. if you are still thinking about your old oneitis, she is winning.


I had a oneitis who brought me here in 02. You know what is sweet as ****? knowing that in 02, I would have cut my left foot off to have a "chance" with her.

and (true, 100% story) tonight, I happen to be a state away from my hometown (i live in del mar, I am from arkansas and I was in kentucky) so I took a flight home with my GF so she can see where i'm from, we can go to some of my old familar spots and what not.

so i catch a flight home, we grab a rental, go to my crib that I haven't been to in about 6 months and I check my messages, and my old oneitis has left literarly 70 messages wanting me to call her when I get the messages.

So i call her and she goes into her little childish rant about her guys about how they all want her, blah blah, and she wants to see me, basically to get confirmation that I still want her, so she comes over and we all have drinks, and a couple of other friends and everyone meets my GF, and I can literarly see the look in my old oneitis' eyes... the party is over.

Not only did she realize I not want her, she realizes that the woman I'm with is a better catch than she is, just as hot, in better shape, has a better job and I couldn't be happier.

You want to know what the Best Revenge is? a flustered old oneitis trying everything in her peanut brain to get an emotion/positive remark out of you. it's the food she has lived off of for the last 5 years. Now that she's not 18 any more, and while still easy on the eyes, the cheeks are a little bigger and the high cheekbones are gone because she doesn't watch what she eats... where she had a 6 pack in high school there is a tenny tinny ounze of fat on that waste line because she wouldn't know what a healthy meal is like if it feel in her lap.

You know what the best revenge is? The mornings I drag myself out of bed to swim for 2 miles and do setups and crunches 5/6 days a weeek, and she can't stop looking at me and commenting on how good I look.

You know what the best revengae is? her finding out the number she's been calling is to a lan line to a house that I haven't been to in half a year because I have another one 2 blocks away from the beach that's 3x more expensive.. not that she didn't know i had a little money..

The best revenge is her looking at me, knowing.. the nights I told her what I wanted to do with my life, how much I love my passion, and I laid out the blue print to my life, exaclty what was going to take place. and all thoose nights she was too caught up in which guy was going to take her out, which guy was going to cry on the phone to her to give a damn about anything I said.. and here, years later, verbatium, I'm doing what I set out to do. while she is still stuck at the same intern job she was stuck at when I left and still dating the VP of the compaines son.

you know what the best revenage is? lol, me knowing it would have been a mistake dating her. And her knowing that I am, and have, lol, honestly done better.


that's the sweetist revenage on earth.

And After I drop her back off at home, ROTFL, becuase her 25 BF is on PUNISHMENT, my GF tells me "I think she likes you"... lol, and I look at her and bust out laughing, because her and I both see how much of a downgrade that would be.

super sweet and totally true...

 

[KarmaSutra]

LMAO..childish, but still too funny. new meaning to taco sauce.

My ass :moon:

 

[Telos]

Backbreaker... that whole post man ... thank you... I needed that so much.

 

[backbreaker]

you are welcome

 

[Play the Game]

Living your life well or at least pretending to is the best revenge.

I bumped into my-oneitis couple months ago with a hot blonde and she was terrified when she saw me with her.

So either get yourself a hot gf... hot friend or hire an escort if u can't get either lol.