skip2mylou781
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
realsmoothie
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No kidding. QUIT MAKING NEW THREADS!!! I can barely keep up with the real ones.
Tomatoes
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it is getting abit much skip......
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
skip2mylou781
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i made a new thread cuz its in the TIPS section and nobody goes to that, so bumping it woulda made no sense
lemme get it straight, i bring up a post by another user which i think is the most inspirations shyt i ever read, and im gettin hated on for THAT?
lemme get it straight, i bring up a post by another user which i think is the most inspirations shyt i ever read, and im gettin hated on for THAT?
Nobody goes to that? That's a load of phooey.skip2mylou781 said:i made a new thread cuz its in the TIPS section and nobody goes to that, so bumping it woulda made no sense
lemme get it straight, i bring up a post by another user which i think is the most inspirations shyt i ever read, and im gettin hated on for THAT?
It's how you go about it dude. You make a brand new thread, in a completely irrelevent section, with just a link and a few words. In your eyes it's constructive, in a lot of other eyes it's spam. People are noticing just how many silly posts you make every day.
Cut the crap out of your posting, and people will start respecting what you have to say. Maybe.