"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Best of luck Gentlemen.

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Sapiens

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Gents,

Wish you the best; but I haven't the time or inclination to wade through all the garbage threads.

To those of you whom work the field, I commend you. You will become great, remember all pros practice, practice, practice.

It is my hope that what little I contributed makes a positive impact in your life.

Regards,

-Sapiens
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

Read more...

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BrotherAP

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But Sapiens, you're one of my favorites!

I promise not to post crap, just don't leave!

At very least, keep updating your thread starring GrassHopper. I'm hooked!


BrotherAP :D

We need you here Sapiens!
 
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Respect! Good luck.
 
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Swoop

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Thanks Sapiens for all your help. See you around.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Originally posted by BrotherAP
But Sapiens, you're one of my favorites!

I promise not to post crap, just don't leave!

At very least, keep updating your thread starring GrassHopper. I'm hooked!


BrotherAP :D

We need you here Sapiens!
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Word!!
 
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Damn! I was looking forward to hearing more about the progress of your new protege.

But on the other hand, I completely understand your position. It seems that this board has been infested by trolls, haters, and KJ's
 
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