Best Lap Dance Of My Life

[marketboy]

Ok so last night I figured I'd hit up this strip joint after work.

Well when I got there, I saw a girl with the hottest body I have ever seen dancing naked on stage. I mean her ass, breats, legs, everything was perfect!!!

I ended up getting a lap dance with her, and she was awseome. She did everything, and it was the best lap dance I ever had. Damn she smelled so good, I was all over her.

Anyway here's the thing, I have been with nice girls, and prefer nice girls with nice personalities even if they are average looking to a hot girl that goes out all the time. But I can't help this attraction to a hot sex crazed girl....

What's wrong with me??????

 

[Cheiradawg]

Originally posted by marketboy
What's wrong with me??????

You spend money at a strip club.

 

[Nightwing]

Originally posted by marketboy
Ok so last night I figured I'd hit up this strip joint after work.

Well when I got there, I saw a girl with the hottest body I have ever seen dancing naked on stage. I mean her ass, breats, legs, everything was perfect!!!

I ended up getting a lap dance with her, and she was awseome. She did everything, and it was the best lap dance I ever had. Damn she smelled so good, I was all over her.

Anyway here's the thing, I have been with nice girls, and prefer nice girls with nice personalities even if they are average looking to a hot girl that goes out all the time. But I can't help this attraction to a hot sex crazed girl....

What's wrong with me??????

Allow me to explain to you the dynamics of the strip club.


Stripping is just another form of prostitution. And like any prostitute, they are in it for the money, not for love, or a BF.

She's getting PAID to act like she likes you. She's getting PAID to do freaknasty lap dances for you. Therefore in her eyes, you're nothing more than just another TRICK. Nothing more, nothing less. Dont expect her to like you outside of being a financial entity.

You know, we always hear the rhetoric about how places like strip clubs are degrading and exploitative to women, but the reality is THEY seek these places out of their own free will. Why?? Because they walking into the setting with the mindset that they can use sex, their looks, and their bodies to manipulate you and exploit you financially.

Therefore, strip clubs arent designed to exploit women, they are designed to expoilt men.

Sorry for the rant, but my best advice to you would be to keep dating the nice girls and stay out of the strip clubs.

 

[Evil-Rom]

so did you double-come

 

[mahon83050]

Re: Re: Best Lap Dance Of My Life

Originally posted by Nightwing
Allow me to explain to you the dynamics of the strip club.


Stripping is just another form of prostitution. And like any prostitute, they are in it for the money, not for love, or a BF.

She's getting PAID to act like she likes you. She's getting PAID to do freaknasty lap dances for you. Therefore in her eyes, you're nothing more than just another TRICK. Nothing more, nothing less. Dont expect her to like you outside of being a financial entity.

You know, we always hear the rhetoric about how places like strip clubs are degrading and exploitative to women, but the reality is THEY seek these places out of their own free will. Why?? Because they walking into the setting with the mindset that they can use sex, their looks, and their bodies to manipulate you and exploit you financially.

Therefore, strip clubs arent designed to exploit women, they are designed to expoilt men.

Sorry for the rant, but my best advice to you would be to keep dating the nice girls and stay out of the strip clubs.

I agree, eventhough I have dropped hundreds of dollars in strip clubs myself.

I have one friend who would say....."I think that stripper liked me or she was looking at me." I felt like saying...you are a fool and she only sees you as a sucker.

I want one stripper try telling me I looked like a model as she was giving me a lap dance. I did not feel flattered because I know it was b.s and I do not look like a model. She was just trying to get me in the back so I could fork out more money.

 

[Hot Ice]

Going to strip clubs and paying for that is one of the dumbest things I know.

 

[MightyLight]

Originally posted by marketboy

What's wrong with me??????

You know that your post is going to be a waste of space and other people's time...but then u press Submit Post anyway

 

[marketboy]

Ok first of all, I am not an idiot. I know these girls are only after money. My point is that I think its worth it. I mean I don't know about the strip joints you go to, but this place I found has some really hot girls. And this 1 girl I had the lap dance with had the hottest body I have ever seen. I am being serious, her body was perfect!!!!! The fact that she gave an awseome lap dance definitely made me bust a nut. I could have finished on the first session, but I wanted it to last... Damn just thinking about it has me aroused.


But thats my point.... I would never want to marry a girl like this, I just want to mess around. I am seeing a nice girl who is average looking and a good girl, but I still crave sex from girls like this.....

What should I do????

damn she was so hot.....

 

[Heizen]

What happened? You were a guy, what do you expect?

Just try not to think with your **** too much. Your **** is too close to your wallet to do that. Thats why your brain should do the thinking

 

[REd-xL]

Originally posted by marketboy
What's wrong with me??????

You're desperate. Quit watching porn. Right now. (I'm serious.)

~Rx

 

[Eternal]

Originally posted by marketboy
Damn she smelled so good, I was all over her.

Last I heard, you aren't allowed to touch the stripper anyway. She can do whatever she wants to you though.

"She was PERFECT!" Bull. I don't care how "hot" she was. NOBODY IS PERFECT! Come down to my school and I'll point out over a dozen "perfect" girls.

 

[marketboy]

I never said she was perfect, you can't quote me on that. She isn't perfect because her face isn't perfect I said her body is perfect because it is.

At this place you can touch everything except the cat.

 

[Eternal]

*Shrugs* Still thinking a strippers body is perfect is still kinda bad, since I guess you didn't take the following into consideration:

- Airbrushed skin

- Surgery

- More silicone than your computer.

 

[Nightwing]

Re: Re: Re: Best Lap Dance Of My Life

Originally posted by mahon83050
I agree, eventhough I have dropped hundreds of dollars in strip clubs myself.

Dont feel bad, I've done the same myself until I woke up to reality.

 

[Oxide]

When you go to Stripclub, you pay to be sexually frustrated.

"what's wrong with me??"

you are a horny guy... who likes hot girls.. easy isnt it?

 

[St_Joey]

When you go to Stripclub, you pay to be sexually frustrated.

Amen. You might as well jerk your gherkin while feeding $20 bills into a shredder.

Strip clubs are for chumps, unless someone else is paying -- in which case, raise the roof, b*tch.

"Best Lap Dance Of My Life" is like "Best Jerk Off I've Ever Done."

Get a NON-stripper to give you a lap dance. Then, you're talking.

 

[Bonhomme]

The only way you can tell a stripper is hot for you ...

... is if you don't shell out the bucks and they still give you a lot of very friendly attention. Ones who are just trying to butter you up to get you in the VIP room will try a few times and move on; but some gals who are genuinely attracted will be very persistent.

A lot of guys do pick up gals at strip clubs, but rarely do they pay for lap dances. Strippers make their living by flirting, and if you run with it well enough, you can get them pretty turned on. They're just women, after all.

Still, I have nothing against guys paying for lap dances, if they've got the bucks. And I'd often rather have lunch or dinner with good eye candy to go with it. Just enjoy it, and don't make anything more of it.

Strip clubs can also be good places for real inexperienced guys to work on physical flirting, and get comfotable with women's bodies.

 

[So Many Ways]

Re: Re: Best Lap Dance Of My Life

Originally posted by Nightwing
Allow me to explain to you the dynamics of the strip club.


Stripping is just another form of prostitution. And like any prostitute, they are in it for the money, not for love, or a BF.

She's getting PAID to act like she likes you. She's getting PAID to do freaknasty lap dances for you. Therefore in her eyes, you're nothing more than just another TRICK. Nothing more, nothing less. Dont expect her to like you outside of being a financial entity.

You know, we always hear the rhetoric about how places like strip clubs are degrading and exploitative to women, but the reality is THEY seek these places out of their own free will. Why?? Because they walking into the setting with the mindset that they can use sex, their looks, and their bodies to manipulate you and exploit you financially.

Therefore, strip clubs arent designed to exploit women, they are designed to expoilt men.

Sorry for the rant, but my best advice to you would be to keep dating the nice girls and stay out of the strip clubs.

I agree with 100% and yes, I once dropped $450 at a strip club in Vegas. I know this is fact first hand.

 

[Nightwing]

Re: The only way you can tell a stripper is hot for you ...

Originally posted by Bonhomme
Strip clubs can also be good places for real inexperienced guys to work on physical flirting, and get comfotable with women's bodies.

I've thought about that also. The strip club as a DJ training tool. Except I thought about it more in along the lines of being able to learn self control and reject attractive women and feeling comfortable with it.

 

[marketboy]

Ok first of all, the strip club I went to is awseome. The girls are fully nude, and its actually not frustrating!!! Here's why... these girls will grind with you until you *** (providng you pay them) and you can touch them all over (except the pu@#*#)


So I think honestly its a great thing. You can grind and touch these hot girls that you lust over in everyday life, and even have a heppy ending....

So what's the problem????